Ditto Mother Theresa.
And Renee Zellweger.
(Not that I’m equating these two. I might have a *shred *of respect for Zellweger.)
Bob Geldof. For much th same reasons as Bono.
Jean Claude van Damm (Oh look at me, aint I handsome)
Steven Seagal (Cut that fucking pony tail off and swallow it you twat)
Lucille (face like a bag of hammers) Ball
John Wayne (what a pathetic actor)
There’s more
I thought John Wayne was anything but pathetic in The Searchers. That is only one movie in many of course. But he was (IMHO) a better actor than say, George Raft. Talk about damning with faint praise.
Will Smith
Robin Williams
Rosie O’Donnell
Nicolas Cage
If I see these individuals in a movie or TV show I’ll turn it off. They try way too hard.
Do you know anything about Mother Theresa? She’s no Santa Claus.
Personally, I could care less about “celebrities”. These are merely people with some degree of talent (although in the case of Pauly Shore or Carrot Top the word “talent” is questionable). Whether the talent is singing, dancing, acting, sports ability or merely their appearance they are just people. I don’t care about to who they are married to or who they are sleeping with, what addiction they are currently combating and I definitely don’t care to hear about their political views. Their success is based off a need for adoration and approval. There isn’t a single celebrity, living or dead, that I would care to know, live next to or meet.
Except Jennifer Alba. Daaayamm. 
The channel gets changed when any of the following appear:
Robin Williams
Jim Carrey
David Spade (channel changed plus I shoot the TV with a revolver)
Chris Kattan
Richard Dreyfus
Paris Hilton
Radio, ditto:
Stevie Nicks
Phil Collins (and the revolver comes out)
Bruce Cougar Mellensteen
re: John Wayne. No, he couldn’t “act.” But he could be a strong presence. And when he was well utilized, within his particular limitations, he could part of a brilliant movie. Every movie he made with John Ford, who grokked the essence of Wayne-ness, was a masterpiece. Almost nothing else he ever did is remotely watchable. I’m just sayin.
Oh and count me in on the Mother Teresa pileon.
Is she any relation to Jessica Alba ?
Yup. All the comments about Jennifer Anniston and that was the first name that came to mind.
I’m sorry Jessica! Please forgive me!
Some of it’s a backlash for his candid criticism of certain segments of the black population here in the States. Some of it’s because he enjoyed Jell-O Pudding Pops too cloyingly much. The American populace is ever so fickle.
Robin Williams.
Robin Williams.
I can’t stand Jim Carey, Will Ferrell, Chris Kattan, Chris Farley and most of the other SNL dolts.
I agree with almost all mentioned previously, especially that twit Jennifer Aniston, who looks like Ronald McDonald without makeup. oh that chin!
I must add
Ashton Kutcher (dipshit is as dipshit does)
Rachael Retard Ray
Pamela Anderson (I don’t get it, she has a very ugly platsic face, do tits really matter that much? and why of all people, did she get a Celebrity Roast?)
John Lennon. A genius, yes, but a snide, bitter man.
Yeah, can someone please explain the Mother Teresa hate? I’m not taking issue with it, I just have no idea what it’s referencing.
Well, there’s Christopher Hitchens’ contempt for her for starters. (Of course, since Hitchens is a strident atheist you may also believe he just has an ax to grind against one of the more prominent Catholics of the late 20th century.)
Some people believe that she celebrated poverty as a holy state and was therefore not as committed to alleviating it as her press would indicate. She was also (obviously) staunchly anti-contraception and -abortion, which also earned her detractors. There were also issues with the dispensation of the donations her public celebrity engendered.
Not to mention, while she did take people off the street and give them a pallet to die on and someone to wipe their brow, she didn’t do much more than that. No medication, no painkillers. Because suffering is holy and good for her nuns. That and she got in bed (not literally that I know of 
) with a lot of evil people to raise money. And took money from good people that could have gone to really helping people and not just getting Mom into heaven.