Unjust August (Mini-Rants)

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September mini-rants.

Pee-ew in September (September mini rants)

I’m currently lying on the floor with my thighs elevated because I cannot be trusted to perform simple tasks correctly. I shave in the shower. I get a closer shave that way, and I get to hang out in the warm water for longer. Win-win! This morning I’m in the shower, doing my thing, and my hand desides to just drop my razor. It falls just right, so it slices a nice gash on my upper thigh. My nice and new white washcloth is now red. I’m all patched up, and the bleeding has mostly stopped. I…