tracer - Anything worthwhile to the OP.
Maeglin - A thorough description of the act of munging 
Doobieous: Of course my name refers to marijuana! I smoke it all the time! I mean, think about it: what ELSE could it mean???
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Chronos - you’re right, FTL travel is possible!
Ok i gots me some more…
Democritus - Screw bjork! I’m listening to some Tom Jones! Quick, get me that book with the shot of him at the pool!
Me - That girl is so damn fly! I’d like to get my hands all up in her!
Pricciar - I can’t stand to listen to Stereolab! Gimme some gangster rap, homeboy!
SeaDiver - Damn straight i’m hot! Ain’t no woman hotter than me! Look out boys, SeaDiver’s coming!
GaWd - honey, should we decorate the house in country decor, or in a nice Victorian Era decor? I do think those porcelain dolls are lovely, don’t you?
Kyla - I’ve decided to become a conservative republican fundamentalist Christian!
Surgoshan - Girls are yucky!
Alphagene - Honey, lets buy some kittens and puppies, and plant a nice cutting garden. Then we can invite all the little kids in the neighborhood to our house for some milk and cookies, and perhaps a story or two.
John John Electing Hillary Clinton to the Senate is an important first step towards getting her to make a run for the Presidency in 2008. While I fully support her politics, I must admit that the best part of the idea is that we’ll all get to see more of her sexy and trim posterior.
Cyberian54 Oh, I meant to post that using this nickname. Well I guess the charade is over.
Monty I’m really just a big flirt. I can woo women with my easygoing personality in virtually any language except Esperanto. I just have no use for made up languages.
Coldfire Geddy Lee’s effeminate caterwauling makes me cringe so hard that I’m considering trying alcohol for the first time. And Neil Peart’s nonsensical ravings are no match for the fine prose of Bj0rn.
David B I’ll admit that my faith biases me in favor of it, but I think it’s obvious that Creation as described in the Bible is fully supported by scientific evidence.
Tomndebb Who would ever want to know that sort of mundane trivia? Do you think we have nothing better to do than research these sort of stupid questions for you?
Esprix I really miss that OgreFade guy. If anyone knows how to reach him, since he doesn’t read the boards, tell him to drop me an email.
SqrlCub I know I’m going to come off as a bit of a prude again, but I just don’t see the appeal of sticking metal objects into your skin.
Bricker Who would waste their time playing pointless trivia contests over the internet?
Libertarian So I was thinking to myself about what a great leader Lenin was…
Oat Willie Oh, I get it now. You’re right, I was just an asshole.
Lee When you’ve got breasts as small as mine, sometimes it’s just easier to not wear a bra at all.
Polycarp I’m pretty new to this whole Internet thing.
Ukulele Ike I really like the way those new “Bush/Cheney 2000” bumper stickers look on my pickup truck when I go out hunting.
**Shirley Ujest ** I like tupperware parties.
Tatertot German cuisine is so darn good!