Drain Bead came up with this one, and we tag-teamed it… This is in no order whatsoever, and if we left you out it’s only because we didn’t want to hog all of the good ones!
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[li]David B: My tarot reader says that I was abducted by aliens in a past life. I need to pray to Jesus for the answers here.[/li][li]Esprix: I met the woman of my dreams last night…[/li][li]Dr Fidelius: Oh boy! Another great MPSIMS thread![/li][li]jenkinsfan: Do we really need another Christian thread?[/li][li]SanibelMan: I got laid last night![/li][li]Flypsyde: I got laid last night![/li][li]Omniscient: I got laid last night![/li][li]Coldfire: I’ll have a Coors Light.[/li][li]ChiefScott: 
:eek: :o 
;j :mad: :rolleyes: 
:wally ;)[/li][li]Manhattan: Green Acres is the place to be…[/li][li]NuVoDaDa: I disagree.[/li][li]kellibelli: I really miss Brithael…[/li][li]pldennison: I really miss Phaedrus…[/li][li]Byzantine: I really miss Mark Serlin…[/li][li]Falcon: Mom and I spent another great weekend together![/li][li]Cecil Adams: I’m not sure… Maybe you should ask Marilyn Vos Savant…[/li][li]Krispy Original: GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL!! Go Manchester United![/li][li]handy: Typically, 2.5 - 3 volumes of an ethanol/acetate solution is added to the DNA sample in a microcentrifuge tube, which is placed in an ice-water bath for at least 10 minutes. Frequently, this precipitation is performed by incubation at -20C overnight. To recover the precipitated DNA, the tube is centrifuged, the supernatant discarded, and the DNA pellet is rinsed with a more dilute ethanol solution. After a second centrifugation, the supernatant again is discarded, and the DNA pellet is dried in a Speedy-Vac.[/li][li]Libertarian: The government should save Social Security at all costs![/li][li]Alphagene: Last night I was having nightmares, so I had to sleep with my Care Bear![/li][li]DoctorJ: Would you like fries with that?[/li][li]Mullinator: How’s the weather up there?[/li][li]cmkeller: This is the best Bacon Cheeseburger I ever had![/li][li]Peta Tzunami: I had to send my T-bone back. It wasn’t rare enough![/li][li]Jophiel: You mean there’s a Straight Dope Chat? How do you get there?[/li][li]Ed Zotti: Hey Melin, the next round’s on me![/li][li]Eve: What’s your favorite episode of Friends?[/li][li]UncleBeer: I’ll have a Coke, please. I’m always the designated driver.[/li][li]MrCynical: Call me a prude, but…[/li][li]SqrlCub: Leonardo DiCaprio is SO HOT![/li][li]Polycarp: Blessed be.[/li][li]Gaudere: The Bible says it, I believe it, that settles it![/li][li]Aha: I hate to draw attention to myself.[/li][/ul]
You fergot:
Satan: Go Red Sox!
Drain Bead: He’s yummy! A crew cut and pocket protector too!
Vestal Blue: Go Navy! Beat Air Force!
TVeblen - Screw calming things down and returning to rational discourse. I’m here to throw fuel on the fire!
DRY and/or Bratman007 - Please, ladies. I’m not interested in anything other than getting my questions answered here.
Slug Signorino: Where’re my pastels and watercolors?
Would it be inapropriate to do a Wally one?
Silo - I’m seriously considering seeing what celibacy has to offer …
Satan: I just got an afro today.
WallyM7: What a cute little gerbil. Can I hold it?
fnord1966: Pshaw! I love doing it, so you don’t have to pay me two bucks to use proper capitalization and punctuation!
Zion: Fuck you, goat felcher!
This rocks!
What would GaWd never say?(seeing as I’m not imaginative to create my own)
-Sam
Ooh! Someone do me, too!
GaWd: You really turned on ChiefScott, MaWm.
Brunetter: I hate computers.
ssskuggiii: I’m a very shy, timid girl.
Medea’s Child: I’m a firm believer in a physical examination every six months.
Falcon: Mom and I had the funnest time! She didn’t criticize anything I did!
MysterEcks I never got bracketed by Easy Tokyo
waterj2: You know, sometimes I really admire those trolls who steal identities to make a point. That takes a lot of courage.
Lynn Bodoni: Oh, I can’t handle real chocolate. Way too rich for me. I prefer that low-fat, low-cal chocolate-like stuff.
I really need to post here more so someone can do mine.
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True Dat Chieffy!
Good one!
-Sam