Oops, did I SAY that?
Freak Freely: “I don’t want to hear about dead chipmunks anymore!”
bjorn: God bless America!
Cecil Adams: I really am Ed Zotti.
Shayna: Sorry, I don’t have time for your problems.
Catrandom
tiggeril: I was watching Regis and Kathi Lee this morning and Reg said the funniest thing…
OK who wants to do me ?
DRY: of course, everyone knows that the Shakespearean plays were REALLY written by Francis Bacon.
(ducking, and running, hon!)
Scotti
Monster104… damn, I missed that one, Tiggeril, what’d he say?
danielinthewolvesden: Um, I’m not sure. I’m not that familiar with Bible.
neuro-trash grrrl: You know, I just never understood that whole Goth thing.
Ayesha: Boy do I just love that wild, unprotected sex with several people a night, none of whom I know by name, nor will I ever see them again! And y’all can bite me!
btw is that is off-color I apologize. I’m just trying here.
Doobieous: I got so tanked last night
Let’s see, ya’ll are doing SOoo well already!
** techchick, ** um, well, the computer plug is IN, let’s see what THIS button does! Oooopppps, shouldn’tha dun that!
** purplebear, ** quittcher gripin’ and get out of here!
** Democritus, ** I HATE pussycats!
** Nu Vo, ** well, of course I COULD get involved with this debate, but I’m much too busy solving the President’s problem with how we are to solve the crisis in Kosovo.
** Ruffian, ** I’m against marriage and what’s up with falling in love anyway?? It’s all hype!
** Polycarp, ** :::::tongue sticking out to the side of his face trying to solve the tv guide puzzle.:::: before shoving it aside deciding it was just TOO tough.:::::::
** Smooth Operator, ** Get off my porch ya bunch of hooligans!!
** psycat, ** Democritus schmacritius, what a name!!
Anti Pro: Like hell am I going to treat you and your opinion with respect. You all can just bite me!
Anyone considering me? Or just the old farts of the SDMB? I doubtless haven’t been here long enough.
Gunslinger: The 2nd Amendment has obviously been misinterpreted
pldennison: Hey everybody!! Pig roast at my place Saturday!
pldennison: You’re right, Phaedrus.
Drain Bead: Satan honey, would you consider cutting your hair for me?
ChiefScott: Go Army! Beat Navy! (btw, you’ll never hear ME saying this one either.)
ChiefScott and/or Vestal Blue: Flirting? Nah…I never liked flirting much.
And thank you for mine…very timely, since I’m down here in Memphis right now! Anyone want to try one for me that does NOT deal with my mother?
Ask and ye shall receive…
Derleth: I don’t really pay attention to how the government is run. To be honest, politics bore me.
lolagranola I’m too proud for these game threads. Just remove that post about me.
Tuba Diva– Hm. You got me stumped, too. I guess some things about how this board works will always just be mysteries.
Good one! Captures the essence of the things I’d never say. Didn’t know anyone paid that much attention.
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[li]matt_mcl: I don’t know about you, but I’m voting conservative. Nobody needs welfare.[/li][li]oldscratch: Until China becomes a US-style capitalist democracy, I’m boycotting it.[/li][li]Olentzero: Commie Bastards are usually trolls. Libertarian is an example of who should post here and run the country.[/li][li]manhattan: I’m gonna let this troll-fest thread stay in General Questions, as I enjoy wading through miles of flames just to find a decent post.[/li][li]DoctorJ: I know it’s stupid, but I’m gonna diagnose you and suggest medicine even though I’ve never seen you.[/li][/ul]
Hope those aren’t too far off.