Unpleasantly Large Mid-Atlantic Snow Event Coming

[wonky]

I would like to mention, for anyone unaware, that Asimovian actually is the cause of this blizzard. Observe:

@Asimovian

Now, I know some of you are thinking that I’m going to jinx it by even raising the issue. To which I say, I DAMN WELL HOPE SO! That’s exactly my goal. Don’t like it? You can throw a snowball at me, as soon as that becomes an option.

Where’s the snow, dammit?