If i’m in a hurry:
I (very cheerfully) say “thanks for calling” and i hang up on them in one smooth motion.
If i’ve got time:
I listen enough to figure out what they are selling and launch into the story of how that very thing killed my grandparents yesterday and then I totally lose it and sob loudly into the phone.
Fuck 'em and feed 'em fishheads, if they don’t like it they should find a new line of work.
unclviny