When I moved into a flat at uni 2 years ago we connected the phone on the cheap option, so all those telesales and telemarketing types have our number and often contact us.
At first it was really annoying…im working away in my room, the phone rings…i take that long walk down the hall to the kitchen (where the phone is) and…asian/indian accent “hello Mr Barker, I am calling from CrappyPhones… can I ask you… blah blah”
Well recently Ive been having more fun with these people, the funniest I can remember went some thing like this…
TS: Hello Mr Barker, I am calling from **** we can save you money on your phone bill
ME: Oh im sorry but we dont have a phone
TS: Ok Mr Barker, sorry, Good Bye.
sweet sweet victory