Winner! 
OMG based on historical precedent Marley23 was WRONG in his moderation choice.
At least it’s only a Marleygate and not another Marleypocolypse.
You give me too much credit, I’m both proud and humbled -* prumbled*,if you will.
I would never presume to announce my absence specifically to the Mods and Admins. Such presumption hasn’t been seen since Phaeton.
I merely announced my departure to the rank and file.
Sorry guys. I stepped out to finish my PhD (and perfect my grilled cheese recipe), but now I’m back and ready to fuckin’ rumble. Did I miss anything?
Geez, it took you all night to take a leak?
Yeah, I drank heavily - and you know what they say about breaking the seal.
Careful - you don’t want PETA to hear that you’re breaking seals!
Yep. You missed bringing us all the grilled cheese. I’m hungry.
(err..bringing grilled cheese for all of us. You don’t need to bring ALL the grilled cheese. You can keep some.)
(but not much)
On the other hand, they may send a team of young women dressed only in lettuce leaves to protest outside my house.
I’d break a seal or two for that.
All I know is the field of racing is full of perverts. I can’t even begin to count how many times have I’ve heard of some driver blowing a seal.
“No, it was just a milkshake!”