Until Tomorrow I'm Stepping Back From The Keyboard

if this is the wrong place to post then please move it to where it belongs

Apologies to all whom I’m currently engaged in discussion with but I must withdraw for the night.

Bachus is interfering with coherency and I’m sick to death of typos every 2nd word.

I’ll catch up tomorrow, but for now -Good night Dopers of the world.

Zeke

Have a great night. Please start a new thread when you get back tomorrow so we know you’re all right.

I’ll be taking a bathroom break in a few minutes. I should be back shortly after that.

I’m cleaning my oven.

Hmm…that reminds me. Has anyone seen Happy Lendervedder recently?
ETA: Siam Sam, it’s been…like…half an hour! Hurry up…there’s a line, ya know!

Well, I’m back. But you might want to let it air out a little.

L. H. PUTTGRASS SIGNING OFF AND HEADING FOR THE TUB!i

What is Bachus? Are you ok?

I’ll be calling in a few hours to see how you’re doing.

Sure, he’s just been out getting drunk with Mr. Magoo and Thurston Howell III.

More like a who, really… I’d neener him for his spelling but he has already indicated that alcohol may have been involved.

The OP reminds me of this eight-year-old thread.

If anybody needs me, I’ll be in my room masturbating.

Moving to MPSIMS from ATMB.

Mundane? Seriously, you think it reaches that level?

Jeez, I haven’t done a vanity search in at least, oh I don’t know, 12 hours or so, and look what pops up! Thanks for the concern DitNA!

Anyway. I’m here, I’m ok, I just had to step away from the Dope for a few hours.

But hey, while I don’t want to *completely *make this thread about me, I was wondering how often I should check in so that people don’t worry-- every six hours? Four hours? Every 90 minutes or so? Or would an hourly check-in be the way to go? ETA: If I can get 20-25 responses to this query, I’ll average them out and use that. Kthanx!

Still?

I was going to start a new thread for this, but I guess it can go here:

This morning I discovered that I must have inadvertently pressed the CAPS LOCK key on my keyboard last night, sometime before going to bed, and it remained on all through the night. Fortunately I noticed something was “off” and immediately disabled it before it had a chance to do much damage. I realize that this board has an all-caps filter (and thank God— now I feel like such a heel for complaining about it in the past) but most websites don’t provide that safeguard. What if I’d written an email? What if my wife had used the computer… shit, I don’t even want to think about it.

Anyway, I just wanted everyone to know I’m OK, and please let this be a lesson. Keyboards may look like toys, but they’re not. One moment of carelessness could lead to tragedy. Always remember to “Check Twice, Type Once.”

I Survived the night with no ill effects.

I sit here now reassuring you that, piss having been thoroughly taken out of me, I am back.

Lucky y’all

Hello, and welcome back.

It’s taking longer than I thought.