Like this:
A fuel buyer and his money are soon parted.
He who laughs last – had it TiVo’ed.
Nothing joint ventured, nothing capital gained.
An apple a day results in a pesticide overdose.
Condoms are a girl’s best friend.
Early to bed and early to rise means you work the breakfast crowd.
Don’t judge a Kindle by its cover.
The early bird catches the worm, unless it gets caught in a jet engine.
A picture paints a thousand words, but Photoshop… well, enough said.