Update some famous quotes

No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; Although some men Really Should Be.

O, that this too too solid flesh would melt, even as I ate cheese and pasta!

My favorite is from Pat Paulsen. During his mock Presidential bid in the 70’s, he updated Thomas Marshall’s (early 1900’s) “What this country needs is a good five-cent cigar” thusly:

“What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.”
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“Four score and seven years ago…”

“A lil while back…”

Don’t put Wite-Out on your teeth. Its not big, and its not clever!

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.
Julian Huxley