We’ve all heard them before… “If you run with those scissors you’ll fall down and put out an eye” or “Finish those lima beans, think of all those starving children in Europe/Korea/Biafra/Ethiopia who’d be happy to have lima beans to eat”. They’re getting old and tired. We need new ones… contribute generously.
To get us started
If you ever do that to your brother/sister again I’m sending you away to Neverland to live with Michael Jackson!