[QUOTE=welby]
Un-oogie-able.
That’s me.
Far-too-busy-able.
That’s also me.
[/QUOTE]
Then give us a kiss big boy! 
Now that’s the kind of descriptive all weather forecasters, excuse me, meteorologists, should give!
Ok, been an adventurous day here in swampland. First, I went and “interviewed”. There were four of us. Some of it made me go hmmmmm… might be a possibility… I’m ready for different… so, though I didn’t hang on to go through the “next phase” I said I’d give it some thought. Meanin’, Ima go do some research and ask some nosy questions of people who will give me the ahem straight dope ahem
Twuck has new shoes. Also, I embarrassed myself at Sear’s. I went tire shoppin’ after the “interview”. I went to Sear’s, Sam’s Club and Wally*World. Sear’s was offerin’ the best deal so I went back there (of course it was the first place I went so that meant I had to go back) and said, ok, gimme some tires. I was goin’ for the 50,000 mile Generals, which they came back and said they didn’t have in stock (quelle surprise!). They said they could probably offer me a deal on the 60,000 Dunlops, so I said, let me hear it. Turns out for ten dollars more total (not per tire, but total, as in for all four tires!) they could offer me the 60,000 Dunlops. So I said deal. Ok, so, here I sit in the waitin’ area. Natch there’s a teevee on tuned to the local teevee station, WALB AKA teevee Albeeeeny. There’s this weird (like there’s any other kind) soap opera on involving witches and stuff. I thought I was alone in the waitin’ room, so outloud I said, “What kinda weirdass shit is this!” About that time out of the corner of my eye I catch sight of this sweet lookin’ looks like somebody’s dear grandmother li’l ol’ lady. :o Thinks I, “I just cussed in front of a L.O.L.! I’m goin’ to hell!” So, I turn to her and say, “I am so sorry ma’am! I really do know better than to talk like that in public.” Whereupon she started to have a laughin’ fit. She said to me, “Oh honey, you just said outloud what I was thinkin’ is all.” Then we both got the giggles. We had us a good ol’ time then talkin’ about how we just can’t understand what people see in this trash and how it’s unbelievable how people just have to watch such stuff everyday and all that. Turns out we were both gettin’ new shoes for our vehicles. So, maybe I ain’t goin’ to hell. Maybe my secret power is channelin’ the thoughts of L.O.L.s and speakin’ outloud what they wouldn’t dare.
Oh and the burly guy was the one who realigned twuck and put on his new shoes, so I did have that. I called ACBG to let him know burly guy was workin’ on twuck. His response? “Just promise you won’t drool on him this time.” Smartass… have I mentioned lately how much I lurve my burly gentleman? 