To all members:
There is a new danger lurking in every American community that threatens the safety of your children, and may lead to the erosian of our personal freedoms.
It’s called…
SPOOFE’s toothbrush
The Peter Potimus Liberation Army.
Duhbya.
Ann Robinson. Those brits are still touchy about us beating them back in '76, and her campaign to undermine the self-confidence of millions of Americans is insideous, to say the least…
Jay Leno’s writers.
WCCCD. Buncha lousy bastards ruining my fun.