Guess I’ll have to pick up the slack. Off to the drone store; hope I can get there before Bezos buys them all up.
“Honey? Did you order something from Amazon?”
Ninja’d.
Yeah, I hear that new coffee maker is da bomb!
No, no, we’ll save Australia. Don’t wanna hurt no kangaroo.
I hear tell kangaroo is good eatin…when we take over, we’ll have kangaroo burgers at Micky D’s with American cheese!
Hey, Wynyard: Throw another shrimp on the barbie, would ya?
Oh man…that’s low.
…wow. Turns out you just happen to be a dick! I’ll stop wasting my time debating NZ culture with you in Great Debates: it is obvious you don’t believe all that blather you’ve been writing. You bring shame to your whānau. Just stop posting this nonsense.
New Zealand is Australia’s Canada.
I’m not sure if you’re insulting New Zealand, Australia or Canada with that remark. 
Do we have to choose?
They’re probably cool with it… I mean don’t they all use the same stamps?
Hell, I always thought Australia was Australia’s Canada.
And the South Island is New Zealand’s Canada. It’s Canada all the way down.
It’s true what they say. An enemy is just a friend I haven’t bombed yet.
–Randy Newman
I didn’t bomb nobody.
Yeah? Can you account for your whereabouts on the night nobody was bombed?
Yes, because nobody was here with me. Or was it somebody? Or anybody? I can’t keep them straight, they all look alike to me.