I HAVE EX-TERMIN-ATED THE TOILET CLOG. AND THE CAT.
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Nice one.
To the dismay of my wife, the cooking instructions on frozen food often prompt me into Dalek mode:
SERVE! AND ENJOY!
SERVE! AND ENJOY!
SERVE! AND… DO NOT THROW TEA TOW-ELS AT ME, HUMAN FE-MALE! YOU MUST O-BEY CHEF DALEK!
OW!
THESE ARE NOT THE DALEKS YOU ARE LOOKING FOR! EXTERMINATE! capscapscaps
THE ROOM WAS REALLY TIED TOGETHER BY THAT RUG!
BAZINGA!
I wish it wouldn’t do that.
How about:
FERRIS BUELLER, YOU’RE MY HERO!
WE’LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS!
WHAT DOES MARCEL WALLACE LOOK LIKE?
ZED IS EXTERMINATED!
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’RE EVERYTHING WE’VE COME TO EXPECT FROM YEARS OF GOVERNMENT TRAINING!
GO TEAM VENTURE!
GO AHEAD! MAKE THE DALEKS DAY!
Insane Dalek: (Said at different speeds)
FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC
(Knock, knock, knock) PENNY! YOU WILL OPEN THE DOOR OR YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!
SOCK IT TO MEEEEEE!
Uhm…WOULD YOU LIKE A WALNETTO?
“I’d sit this one out, Cap … these guys come from legend, they’re basically gods.”
“THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD, MA’AM. AND I AM PRETTY SURE HE DOES NOT DRESS LIKE THAT.”
From Holy Grail:
“NONE SHALL PASS!”
And Now…
WE ARE THE DALEKS WHO SAY NEE!
GO AWAY OR THE DALEKS SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME!!
SHOW ME THE MONEY!!! SHOW ME THE MONEEEE!
IT IS NOT A TUMOR! (Kindergarten cop)
From pop music:
IF YOU LIKED IT, YOU SHOULD HAVE PLACED A TOKEN OF ANNULUS SHAPE ON IT
From The Big Lebowski:
NIHILISM? THAT IS NOT EVEN AN ET-HOS!
SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT THE TEN-ETS OF NAT-ION-AL SOC-IAL-ISM, BUT AT LEAST IT IS AN ETHOS!
And inevitably
THIS IS AN EXTERMINATED PARROT!
TO REAL-IZE HIS DREAM HE SE-CRET-LY START-ED CHOOS-ING THE TOP CHEFS OF VAR-I-OUS STYLES OF COOK-ING AND HE NAMED HIS DALEKS THE I-RON CHEFS: THE IN-VINC-IB-ILE DALEKS OF CUL-IN-ARY SKILLS.
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WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME TEEEA?
(Ha.)
MY DESIGNATION IS DALEK INIGO MONTOYA! YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO BE
EX TER MIN ATED!
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Eggs, term, in, ate.
Sofa king we tared edd
EGGS
Eggs? Would you like some eggs? Let me see if I can find some…
EGGS TERM
Eggs Term?
EGGS TERM IN
Ut oh.
Dear God that woman is hot.