My husband (fellow Doper Andy L) and I were discussing the Doctor Who episode “Dalek”. At one point the Dalek tells the Doctor that he would have made a good Dalek. I said, “Meow” in a Dalek accent. He laughed, and thus this thread was born: Say something from another TV show or a movie that sounds funny in a Dalek voice. All caps and an exclamation point at the end, of course, so it should be short.
His first two entries: “A DOLLAR MAKES ME HOLLER!”
"WON'T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR?" (Although I pointed out that a Dalek would phrase it as "YOU WILL BE THE NEIGHBOR OF THE DALEKS!") :eek:
My first tries: “WE’RE ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!” (Wonder if the asylum Daleks sang that?)
"YOU WILL PERMIT THE DALEKS TO BUY A VOWEL!"
(MODS: Please move this thread if it’s more suitable for The Game Room.)
vd
December 13, 2012, 7:20pm
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“YOU HAVE BEEN CHOPPED BY THE DALEKS!”
(edit: la, la, la. extra text so the all caps don’t get removed. la, la, la.)
In the spirit of the season:
WE THREE DALEKS FROM SKARO ARE TRYING TO EXTERMINATE THE DOCTOR!
“YOU WILL HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS!”
“PLAY IT AGAIN OR BE EXTERMINATED!”
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dzeiger
December 13, 2012, 8:14pm
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Daleks vs RoboCop
“I’LL BUY THAT FOR A DOL-LAR”
And I think you can pretty much just substitute a Dalek for pretty much any dialogue by Arnold Schwarzenegger
“WE WILL BE BACK!”
“IT IS NOT A TUM-OR!”
“HAS-TA LA VIS-TA BA-BY!”
“CONSIDER THAT AS A DIV-ORCE”
“CRUSH YOUR ENE-MIES! SEE THEM DRI-VEN BE-FORE YOU! HEAR THE LAM-EN-TATION OF THEIR WO-MEN!”
Sort of appropriate for the Daleks (though very, very different in effect than its original context)…
'TIL ALL ARE ONE. (Transformers. Most iterations.)
A little less so, but it can fit…
COME ON DOWN. (The Price is Right.)
Very…not so.
I WILL TAKE ‘DOC TORS’ FOR TWO HUN DRED, A LEX. (… Don’t think I need to explain this.)
“I EXTERMINATED AN ELEPHANT IN THE PAJAMAS OF THE DALEK”!"
“THE DALEKS WILL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT, SMALL HUMAN!”
“WHO WOULD CROSS THE BRIDGE OF DEATH SHALL BE EXTERMINATED!”
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Andy_L
December 13, 2012, 9:24pm
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“M-I-C-SEE YOU REAL SOON-K-E-Y”
“OH NO, SHE DIDN’T”
and one more
“MMM DONUTS”
“THAT IS WHAT THE FEMALE SAID!”
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An oldie:
“YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK! GOODBYE!”
vd
December 13, 2012, 10:28pm
11
On Jerry Springer:
LEELU DALLAS MULTIPASS!
wonky
December 13, 2012, 10:41pm
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LOOK, DADDY, TEACHER SAYS EVERY TIME A BELL RINGS AN ANGEL GETS HIS WINGS!
BUT I WAS GOING INTO TOSCHE STATION TO PICK UP SOME POWER CONVERTERS!
IT’S SHAKE AND BAKE, AND WE HELPED!
(I feel I am going to be using Dalek voice a lot today.)
YOU KNOW, FOR KIDS!
WELL, THAT’S JUST LIKE, YOUR OPINION, MAN!
NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE DALEK!
Yllaria
December 13, 2012, 11:31pm
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I’m hoping it just won’t take ALL caps.
INCONCEIVABLE!
UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE!
YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
Saltire
December 14, 2012, 12:03am
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Theme songs seem to be good for this:
SIT RIGHT DOWN AND YOU’LL HEAR A TALE! A TALE OF A FATEFUL TRIP!
COME AND KNOCK ON MY DOOR! WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!
SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME!
MATH! SCIENCE! HISTORY! UNRAVELLING THE MYSTERIES! THAT ALL STARTED WITH A BIG BANG! BANG!
Andy_L
December 14, 2012, 12:08am
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How about
WE REPRESENT THE LULLABY LEAGUE!
AND IN THE NAAAME OF THE LULLABY LEA-GUEEE… WE WILL EX-TER-MIN-ATE YOU IN MUNCH-KIN LAAND!!!
[Shoots deadly gas at Dorothy]
WHAT ARE YOU going to do? Plunge me to death?