When someone asks you if you are a god, you say yes.
If you have captured James Bond don’t show him your control room with the big red Destruct button. Just shoot him.
Dean Vernon Wormer: "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." Animal House
“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”
Do or do not. There is no try.
“Smell but do not inhale.”
Which actually works…from a certain point of view.
“Serpentine!”
If your boss dies while you are at his luxurious home, putting sunglasses on his corpse and propping him up between you and a buddy will convince everyone that he is still alive.
No matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never, ever feed a mogwai after midnight.
Life is always this hard, not just when you’re a kid.
Teenage suicide? Don’t do it.
The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.
Don’t cross the streams.
Replicants are confused by tortoises.
A man’s got to know his limitations.
Keep the sun out of your eyes, and be yourself.
Follow the money.
If a couple of stranded teens knock on your door asking to use the phone tell them to fuck off.
Luckily, for them, my wife recognized the girl and knew her mom.
Wolfman’s got nards!
Do not expect to find justice in Chinatown.
There’s no crying in baseball
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. So be excellent to each other–and party on, dudes.
My favorite movie, and my all-time favorite quote from any movie.
If you are a blonde, blue-eyed female, no one thinks you’re smart anyway, no matter what your grades, IQ scores, accomplishments, etc, anyway, so you might as well get mileage out of pleasant. Besides, it’s more fun.
That really is good advice. I’m not face blind, exactly, but have a very poor memory for faces. I’ll try this.
Deservin’s got nothin’ to do with it.
Trouble starts with ‘T’, which rhymes with ‘P’, and that stands for ‘pool’.
Follow the yellow brick road and pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.