“Oh,” cried my friend, “Won’t you let NETTY WIN sometimes?”. “Not as long as I have TWENTY IN”, says I. “Well, you coulda WENT TINY for once” she sighed as she pulled a WET TINNY penny out of her purse. “Look there !” she cried. “A TINY NEWT!” “So what?” I muttered as I pulled TEN TWINY briars away from my britches leg. “Guess what? I’m getting a NEW NITTY, and so’s my TWIN TYNE.” “Aw, ET IT WYNN” I grouse as I enter the TENT in a WINY mood. I wanted to WEN NITTY, but my only NET was the TWINY briars. Maybe tomorrow I’ll WIN TENTY.
I am a rant at rna, an art, or possibly an rat, though I like to think I know my English articles better than that.
Heh…I was just playing around with my real name, and found that I, Hal, unplug clam. 
I once dated A QUAD EVA’s daughter. Nice girl, but her mom was everywhere!
Welcome aboard, aquadave!
Vocable Mod Awardee: Aqua! 
What can you get from “True Blue Jack”?
-Me
Woohoo!!
Frat Doper’s Mighty Stint
Fatty Dopers Trim Things
Straight Dopers Fan My Tit
Dopers Strating Fit Myth
Straight Dope Fits My Rant
Oh…I mean, My First Threadspotting!
You get a Brut Clue, Jake.
You also get hundreds of hits that contain the work “juke”. There’s a full list here.
She was ventilating hips, leaving thin spit in a line on the pile of vintage ship lint (a laundry ship?). The judge’s gavel hit in pints of the stuff and isn’t leaving pith helmets at home any more. He caught her piling tenth Visa and charged her with phasing vile tint into the silvan Ghent tipi. Too much shopping.
“Thin pig nails vet” says the headline. They invent a pig’s hilt for the knife. He’s no longer living PETA hints from dawn to dusk. No longer panting, let his IV stop dripping, he is past evil hinting. The vet is paling, thin and past living in the world. Sad.
A living pantheist saw a nativist helping the plaintive things. Pitting his venal soul against the night’s plaintive inhabitants, his visit length pained him no longer. Om.
(This could go on and on…)
Raise your hand if you’re old enough to have tasted bosco.
I was with me mate SLUDGY RON at our favorite pub, the SLY DOG URN. Must’ve been sumfin’ wrong with the fish’n’chips, because he got a case of the GODLY RUNS. I offered him some of the herbal remedy given to me by DR GUS LYON, but Ron says, “Piss off with your herbs! With me it’s DRUGS ONLY!” While I was waiting for him to drop various and SUNDRY LOGs in the loo, I listened to some of the old-timers exchanging old Broadway gossip, telling lurid stories about all the LUND ORGYS. (Anyone was welcome unless you had a SURLY DONG).
When Ron finally made it out, the bartender, RUDY LONGS, asked him how everything came out. Without skipping a beat, Ron said, “It was neither SLUDGY NOR solid, but satisfying all the same.” Then he whispered to me, “We’d better go; I think I might’ve left a DRY SLUG ON the bowl.”
Sincerely,
Jack Horn Cud
I am just an apes tick.
Maze bothered Ike!
I mean…Eek! Zombie Thread!
Apparently there are a few available from my username:
A SCONCE ERR (what kind of error is in this small defensive earthwork?)
A ROC CENSER (a Roc is a mythical bird of prey of great size and strength)
A ROC SCREEN
AC CORN SEER (an air-conditioned corn seer)
CA OR CENSER (sometimes you can’t tell the difference)
CA ONCE ERRS (or maybe more than once)
CA SCONE ERR (heaven forbid!)
CA CORN SEER
CA ROC SNEER (would this be like pose of the wrestler turned actor?)
CANCER SORE (Eww)
CANCER EROS (Eewww)
CANCER ROES (Aww)
CANCER ROSE (Bette Midler’s new song?)
SCARCER ONE
SCARCE NERO
ACE SCORNER (who scornes the best?)
CAREER CONS
CREASE CORN (no starch, please)
CESARE CORN (he did for corn what Cesar Chavez did for migrant workers)
CANE SCORER
CANE CORERS
ACNE SCORER
ACNE CORERS
ACNE CO ERRS (Zits migrate to ass, film at eleven)
CARNE CORES
CRANE CORES
RACE CRONES
CRONES ACRE
RACER CONES
RACER SCONE
SACRE CRONE (mon dieu!)
SCARE CRONE
SEE CORN CAR (step right up!)
NEAR SOCCER
EARN SOCCER
EARN SEC ROC (and the award goes to Enron, please accept this lovely statue)
ERA SEC CORN (the Equal Rights Amendment supporters and the Securites and Exchange Commision need to raise funds)
SEC EAR CORN
RARE SCONCE
RARE SEC CON (any suggestions?)
REAR SCONCE (that’s not where you should put it!)
RAN COERCES (any politician?)
RNA COERCES
(I couldn’t resist reviving this zombie thread when I saw what was available with my username)
P’raps you’d be better off putting these here.
For the record, these are the only I’d like to see AFG try her hand at:
CRONES RACE
RACER CONES
SEE CORN CAR
Lab Song.
I think Nose Nuts is so good that no others shall be listed.
But…what is a nose nut? And is there a need for more than one?
Deeply mysterious.
“RNA COERCES”
Best of the lot, I think, even though I can’t decide what it might mean.
If I use my username exactly as spelled, this best one is:
RUBS MY ELK
if I spell out “mister”:
BE LIKE MY TRUSS
BE MY SKIER SLUT
LET US BE SMIRKY
BITE MY ELK RUSS
and so forth
Ok, since this thread seems to have resurrected itself, I just want to alert those who are posting here that you might want to share your anagrams over here as well.