Are you a southpaw? If so, we could herald your arrival by yelling Hail Lovely Lefty! Or, if you were to become the pilot of a plane equipped with overnight “sleeping” accommodations for “Mile High Club” aspirants, you could indeed fly a lively hotel!
GentsLover, Eh?
And you said you named yourself after a starbird.
I don’t know which is worse, Fat Bald Guy or Ugly Bad Fat. 
A rat bit tit.
Trust me, it wasn’t that kinky.
Don’t forget
LADYBUG FAT
A GADFLY BUT
A BAD FLY GUT
BAD FLAT GUY
TUG FLAB DAY
FAT BULGY AD
You get all the good ones.
I’m a bearable chic. You should know, though, that my **labia became rich.**Probably due to their labia beach crime.
Maybe they robbed a bank on the beach, I dunno.
Most of the “anagrams” of my UserName look like random syllables. The two non-nonsense ones that stand out are:
Ace Clam Ham – sounds like some new food item I don’t want to try.
Came Calm? Ha! – I put in the punctuation, which seems implied.
My real name gives me ANAL HAUNCH EAT.
I should be looking for a Golden Retriver then. Or was it a Labrador? I thought dogs were the ones that liked cat butts.
Apprently, ALMA BANGS FINN during the day, while LAMA BANGS FINN at night. A ANAL MAG NBS FIN. A MANNA SLANG FBI during huge lawsuit. ANNA FANG LIMBS while Johhny braches out. BALING FANS MAN. A LAMB FAN SANG IN the park last night, while a cow sang in the field. Nothing that good. Not like **wreck tits ** anyway.
Dr. Swiss Ox
I really like my job as a bam saw rep. Sometimes those burly men like to bar swap me. Excuse me for now. I’m thirsty so I’m goona go sip some of Ma pas brew.
In the **futr ** (which is to say uftr I retire), I’ll have a beautiful house, red ruft with grassy **turf ** and **frut ** trees in front.
My name’s one of the tufr ones. I could do more, but I don’t wanna make the ufrt.
How many of these are “real” words?
MARVEL
MAL REV
LAM REV
ARM LEV
RAM LEV
MAR LEV
VAR MEL
VAR ELM
Patty
A Non Mod Damn that’s cool, I think I might even make it my sig.
“A scarey snot”…? :mad:
“A scanty sore”…?? :mad:
“Acne ass troy”…??? :mad:
I hate this thing!!!
“Nay, Socrates!” 
[QUOTE=Eats_Crayons"Acne ass troy[/QUOTE]
snort Oh. my. god. THAT IS THE GREATEST EVER. I hope my computer was hungry, because it just got my dinner. Ahahahahahhaha. Acne ass troy. Ahahahahha. 
Okaybear…hmmm…
Yea, ok bar! (Upon very excitedly encountering a suitable pub…)
O! Bare yak! (How did that naked yak get out of the zoo?)
Oy, a baker (making latkes, no doubt)
How did all of these turn into interjections?
I get a lot of respect, apparently:
"Ah, Sir…"
"Ha, Sir!"
Perhaps because of the quality of my hairs.
I reply “Hi Sar!” (assuming that the minion in question’s name is Sar).
[QUOTE=flamingbananas]
:mad:
I posted and then realized that I had forgotten to try my full name… A huge improvement! A lot of skiing, shirking, fish, and a distinct middle eastern theme, but it made a big difference in the quality of sentences.
**
A FISH RISK
KHARIF SIS
SHARIF SKI
FAKIR HISS
FAR HIS SKI
HA IF RISKS
HARK IF SIS** Tell that to my brother!
**SHARK IF IS
RAH IF KISS
RAH IF SKIS
RASH IF SKI
HAS IF IRKS
HAS IF RISK
HAS FRISK I
ARK FISH IS
ARK IF HISS
AS IF SHIRK
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