Ok, I have dibs on Tabithina, I’m writing it now. Give me 15 minutes or so.
sung to the tune of Oklahoma!
Taaaaaaabathina
A cool newbie posting on the boards
And she gets the joke of a Python quote
Like a parrot pining for the fjords!
Tabathina
Ev’ry day I’m going through the threads
Looking for her posts to find some quotes
I can later repeat to my friends.
And now she belongs to the board
A place where Cecil Adams is lord!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We’re only sayin’
You’re doin’ fine, Tabithina!
Tabithina’s O.K.
Just so you people know:
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
I didn’t write those words. Those are actualy lyrics to the song. I don’t wanna hear how stupid it is.
Excuse me a minute
I need to go grab my inhaler so I can keep on laughing…wheeeeeeze!! Very good, Crunchy! 
“Duke, duke, duke,
Duke of URL,
Duke, duke of URL,
Duke, duke, duke of…”
mBWA HA HA HAA!!! Duke, that was great!
Well, I drew "Yellow River by Christie " which I’ve never heard of, so I’m not exactly overjoyed. Maybe if I can find a copy…
Sorry, that was supposed to be posted on the thread of the #1 song when you were born.
As to Username songs, Monster104 sure goes with Monster Mash, which they play every year at this time.
SeaLemon
See through in the sunlight
She wore SeaLemon…
Sorry about that, Sealemon. It just happens when I hear the song. Does that happen to anyone else?
And it’s all Milossarian’s fault, because of the way he divided up his name in:
Now I have this going through my head:
Mi-lo-ssarian, -ssarian (to the “tune” of “Let’s Get Physical”)
pistol shots,
gun shots,
bullets from a revolver,
bullets from a gun,
bullets through the atmosphere,
here they come
John, I’ve been bad,
and they’re coming after me,
done someone wrong,
and i fear that it was me
sapphire bullets,
bullets of puuuuure love
-John Flansburgh and John Linnell
tmbg
Kat: Now that’s just disturbing.
How 'bout this one, sung to the tune of Sarah McLachlan:
*Aenea I do believe I failed you …
*Aenea ** I know I let you down …