We all remember “PurpleCrackWhore and I don’t care…” and couldn’t get it out of our brains.
Now there’s another one:
(To the tune of Felix the Cat)
“Zumba the cat,
the wonderful wonderful cat.
She’ll flirt so hard, your sides will ache,
Your heart will go pitter pat!
Flirtin’ with Zumba, the wonderful cat!”
Annie Christmas! Song from Andrew Lloyd Webber’s
Whistle Down the Wind. My last name is Anne.
My B-day is December 25th. I am a huge collector
of ALW CDs. And he is very grateful I am not a
stalker!
I assumed you were named after the great character from American folklore, the New Orleans dock brawler and gambler lady, the female answer to all the Mike Fink and Pecos Bill and Joe Magarac superman types.
"My old fart has a first name,
it’s U-K-U-L-E…
My old fart has a second name,
it’s L-E I-K-E.
Oh, I love to hear him every day,
And if you ask me why I say…
'Cause U-K-U-L-E-L-E I-K-E
has a way with
B-O-L-O-G-N-A.
And somehow the last verse for Ike got screwed up. It should’ve read:
“My old fart has a first name,
it’s U-K-U-L-E…
My old fart has a second name,
it’s L-E I-K-E.
Oh, I love to hear him every day,
And if you ask me why I say…
'Cause Ukelele has a way
with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.”
I know that this is about OTHER people’s user names, but this just reminds me how often I get either Lola by the Kinks, or the Copacobana by Barry Manilow cyber sung to me when I enter my weekly chat…