- Betty White.
- Anderson Cooper.
- Ashton Kutcher.
The other seven are all vomitous in one way or another. The best thing I’ll say about Winfrey and Shore is that they are not as vile as the others.
From Best to Worst:
Kim Kardashian – an attractive, entertaining sexual adventuress. Possibly holds opinions I would not care for, but seems to have a fun attitude overall. By a shade, the best person on this list.
Oprah Winfrey – A pleasant, talkative, middle aged black woman who is enormously wealthy and powerful. If she looked like Kim Kardassian, I’d probably rate her highest here.
Pauly Shore – Likely stoner/slacker who got lucky in the movies. I’ll cut him some slack, he seems vaguely likable. Wouldn’t loan him any money or anything, but OK to talk with.
Betty White – Elderly actress. I don’t watch her stuff. Meh.
Anderson Cooper – a bland, generic newsman, I know little about him.
Peewee Herman – Addlepated gay children’s entertainer. Comedian, not funny division. No hate, but not anyone I wish to pay any attention to.
Ashton Kutcher – Somewhat obnoxious actor. Not anyone I’d care to know, but not really hateworthy
Paris Hilton – Unintelligent heiress with huge ego. More to be pitied than hated, except for the money thing. Without an inheritance, would probably be trying to support herself with a line of unpopular amateur porn videos. Not ranked up there with Kardashian because I find her unattractive and she doesn’t really seem like she would be fun to hang with.
Sarah Palin – A halfwit, a danger to the Republic, a political adventuress who is a complete hypocrite and morally idiotic. She will advocate ruinous policies as readily as useful ones, so long as it makes her star rise.
Glenn Beck – Another hypocrite and moral idiot, it seems to be almost a requirement for conservative politicoes nowadays. Convinced God is on his side, perpetuating a gold fraud sales scheme, lying endlessly. By FAR the worst human being on this list.
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[li]Oprah Winfrey - Yes, she can annoy me to no end, but she actually is a pretty damn good interviewer, and she’s used her gargantuan celebrity and influence to do some genuine good for society. But what she’s best at, of course, furthering her own career/brand, and that does get frightfully tiresome quite often. And if she wants to remain in the closet, that’s her business.[/li][/QUOTE]
Oprah’s lost a lot of goodness point for her support of anti-vax nutters, not to mention The Secret.
Based on looks alone.
- Kim Kardashian - gorgeous and sexy, I could stare at her all day
- Ashton Kutcher - also gorgeous and sexy
- Anderson Cooper - not my kind of face but he looks damn good in a tight black t-shirt
- Paris Hilton - also not my kind of face (she and Anderson look a bit alike!), but I like her body
- Sarah Palin - good-looking mumsy type
- Peewee Herman - cute like a little boy
- Betty White - adorable old lady
- Oprah Winfrey - cute middle-aged lady
- Pauly Shore - couldn’t pick him out from a crowd of not-fat white guys
- Glenn Beck - looks like a pig
Out of the entire list of choices, the only ones I even remotely care about, even slightly, are Betty White, Oprah, and Paul “Pee-Wee Herman” Ruebens
the rest of them could all be shot into a black hole/the Sun/assimilated by the Borg/consumed by a ravenous tribe of Tribbles/Upgraded by the Cybermen, EX-TER-MI-NATED by Daleks, etc… for all I care
Betty White; talented and well liked actress
Oprah; tolerable in microscopic doses, utterly ignorable otherwise
Paul Ruebens; I HATE his pee-wee character, hyperactive, ADD-addled idiotic little pencil-neck, but his other comedic roles are okay (the vampire character he played in the BTVS movie is the only one that readily springs to mind right now)
Glenn Beck; assimilated by the Borg, at least that way he can spend the rest of his existence surrounded by fellow ditto-heads, it’s just (not) a pity that the BeckCube suffers a Catastrophic Existence Failure and Transwarp core breach moments after 95 of 1024 (the former GB) was assimilated
Anderson Cooper; don’t know anything about him, so off to the Phantom Zone with him
Peewee Herman; this character is deleted from PR’s mind, ending his annoying existence, if I’m feeling particularly evil, I may trap him in an inescapable room with Barney the Evil Purple Dinosaur
Paris Hilton
Kim Kardashian; since I’m convinced these are actually one person, they share the same fate that any self-important, deluded stuck up, annoying starlet deserves, obscurity, the knowledge of their (her) existence is wiped from the world and they (she) is forced to work a low-paying job as the person who cleans up after circus elephants, after that, she’s attacked and consumed by ravenous (and rabid) tribbles
Ashton Kutcher; don’t really follow his work, but IIRC, he plays similar “stoner” roles as Pauly Shore, he gets fed to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
Sarah Palin;I hate ALL politicians, but SP has the additional not-so-endearing traits of being stupid and religious (must resist urge to make obvious joke), on the other hand, she is a fellow sport shooter, but since that makes me feel dirty, she suffers a mishap when reloading her favorite firearm cartridge, triple-charging the case with the hottest powder possible, causing her firearm to suffer “rapid-self-dissasembly” and disfiguring her face to the point that she has to wear a “Phantom of the Tundra” mask and retire from public view
Pauly Shore I hate the whole “stoner” mindset, and isn’t that the role this lifeform is known for playing, hmm, he gets to go on one final “trip”…into a Black Hole
Assuming 1 is best, Betty White. The rest? How can I write infinity on this post? And I don’t love Betty White - like her well enough, but she’s head and shoulders above the others on the list.
How about least annoying to most?
- Anderson Cooper
- Peewee Herman
- Oprah Winfrey (trust me, she’s annoying, but you see the list here, right?)
- Betty White (it’s possible to be overexposed even at her age)
- Ashton Kutcher (right?)
- Pauly Shore (clearly rode his family connections to a career in Hollywood. Talentless hack, and Rob Schneider can pretty much handle anything he did)
- Kim Kardashian (famous for being famous and fucking people)
- Paris Hilton (see above)
10 (tie) Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck (useless, evil, self-promoting pustules who rely on the support of idiots for their notoriety and income. I’ll bet Beck and Palin wouldn’t want to spend 10 minutes with their fans once the subject moved from their worship of their idols to… anything else.)
- Oprah. She’s not perfect, but I’ve admired her more than any other celebrity, ever.
- Betty White. One of the reasons The Golden Girls is on some channel
at almost any hour of the day. All over the world. - Anderson Cooper. Not just another hunky newsman, he exudes charisma and intelligence. He reportedly lives in the glass closet. His mom is Gloria Vanderbilt.
- Peewee Herman. An aquired taste, but I have a real fondness for him. And it’s fun to read every few years “Peewee’s BACK!” followed shortly by “Peewee arrested/suspected of___/accused of____”. Rinse, repeat.
- Ashton Kutcher. A total idiot married to an older Frankenwoman and lately famous for inane fiddling with an electronic device. But I don’t hate him or anything, and in the past he has made me laugh!
Five “good” celebrities. As for the other five “bad” celebrities, they range from offensive to batshit crazy, or any combination and what’s to say about any of them?
Except Pauly Shore. I remember years ago the old Movieline magazine printed an interview with Pauly Shore that showed him to be such a douchebag that outraged letters to the editor were coming in, and printed, three months later.