So I finally got around to planning my vacation. I was thinking about going to Bizzaro World, but after looking at the brochure, I’m not too certain anymore. I mean, look at some of these quotes:
“West is East and East is West, and the twain shall meet everyday for a cup of tea and a lively discussion of the Molemen’s invasion plan.” So, what, do I want watch this meeting? I don’t get it.
“Rule number one: Always fight a land war in Asia!” But I wasn’t going to bring my army*. That’s the whole point of a vacation.
“Never bring a crossbow to a bayonet fight.” Well, it does seem rude, but I’m not sure I’d like be somewhere where it could get me throne into Bizzaro Jail.
“Meet your Bizzaro Self, and spend all day spitting Teddy Grahams at each other!” Teddy graham spitting is a vastly over rated activity, and I’m sure Bizzaro Regallag would be more inclined to have an epic duel.
“Like President of the Bizzaro USA, Barak Bizzarobama, said ‘I am hamstrung on the eggplant, monster man!’” They offer no context for this one. I am so confused.
So, I guess, I’m trying to ask, is Bizzaro World worth going to? Has any been there? How was it? Any comments welcome, as I want to book my flight soon. Thanks!
*Wolf & Raven Mercenary Co. “Annihilating the Enemy So You Don’t Have To!”