Beagledave! Dijon Warlock! You live in IC? I live in IC! We should hang out and bitch about IC!
Beagledave! Dijon Warlock! You live in IC? I live in IC! We should hang out and bitch about IC!
Mightn’t the Virginia Slims nickname have something to do with its being a “women’s cigarette?”
I like to use:
Home Despot
Atlanta Urinal-Constipation
Our two local papers:
The Startle-gram and the Dallas Morning Screws.
Which are not only funny but fairly accurate.
I don’t live there now (although I’m still in Iowa).
I sure as hell don’t miss the “drinking” water.
<opus> It tastes like spic n span </opus>
And of course there’s that highfalutin’ high-priced Texan department store:
Needless Markup
The Cleveland Pain Dealer
I worked at a Kum & Go in 15 miles from my hometown while I was in high school. You cannot imagine the joy of having people walk up to you at school events being held in the town where the store was located and say, “hey! aren’t you the Kum & Go girl?” Yep…that’s me.
Some of my favorite names:
The Jizz & Leave
The Jerk & Squirt
And I’ve always especially enjoyed the Ejaculate & Evacuate too.
[Wise old man]
That’s why God invented beer.
[/Wise old man]
Little Bird: Yep, I’m still around; don’t get out much, but I’m here somewhere. If you’re female, I suddenly wish I was young-n-handsome (boy, was that a long time ago). If not, well, then it doesn’t matter anyway. 
Email’s down at the little clicky thingy.