…is the name that some people give to “Virginia Slims.”
CRAZY, huh?
OOh, OOh, are we trashing brand names!? Okay, around here, we refer to McDonalds as “Rotten Ronnies”
cigarettes:
Slums
MarbleRows
Likely Strifes
beer:
Buttwiper
Shits
fast food:
Taco Hell
Greasetal
4 words.
Jack… iN… Da… Crack.
Hmm… McBunghole’s? McDickhead’s? McIfyoueathereyouwillvomitforsevendays?
Brand names? I took one look at the tread title, and thought we were talking band names. Anyway, I saw the Vagina Slimes back in '89 before they got big.
I’m more partial to Crap In A Box for Jack In The Box
LC
Burger Thing (especially good w/ my texas accent - Burger Thang)
Dread Lobster
In my college town of Iowa City, there were quickie marts named Kum & Go (no joke).
Our name replacements:
–Spurt & Split
and my favorite-- Ejaculate-Evacuate
“Roy Rogers” is better known as “'Roids”.
and then they became the Big Vagina Slimes?
How about my favorite magazine:
Useless News and World Distort
Hot & Now- Rotten Cow
Harris Teeter = Hairless Peter.
That one is almost too easy.
They’re still here.
Our favorite eating spot in high school? Piece-a-Butt.
Some alternate restaurant names, courtesy of my husband:
Pizza Slut (Pizza Hut, obviously)
Big Boner (Big Boys)
Toxic Smell (Taco Bell)
Booger Sling (Burger King)
Little Sleazier (Little Caesars)
What, nobody’s offered up Microsloth yet? (along with Microserf, Microshaft, and a zillion other variations, natch)
I like to eat at Slutzskys… i.e. Schlotzsky’s.
This thread reminds me of the Wacky Packages I used to collect back when I was a kid.
Newspapers!
Toronto Scar
The Groan and Wail or The Glob
Notional Pest
The Stun
Grr! Preview! That should be The Groan and Wail