Or the brightest, even.
Wimp. If I had the necessary equipment, I’d try it. Of course, Cecil also (presumably) lacks the necessary equipment, so we can’t exactly bump it upstairs.
…that stuff sticks with you.
In college (where else?) we wrote “dumbass” in yellow highlighter on my buddy’s forehead when he passed out one night. He was pissed the next morning, but washed it off.
Next night we’re at a hippie-ish party with lava lamps and blacklights, and it re-appears under the lighting. We were all laughing our asses off. He kept running into the bathroom to see if there is a booger hanging out of his nose or something, but of course could not see it under the normal lights. We finally told him at the end of the night after everyone got a good look at it.
So, you may want to ask your friend to shine a black light up there and check it out.
I will remember this the next time I hear someone say “stick it where the sun don’t shine.”
Wait a minute. I thought you were supposed to use a highlighter to mark the best parts.
Aren’t they ALL the best parts?
Although you did yeoman service in that thread on penile blood capacity, it’s not standard practice for the investigator to conduct research on himself (especially in this particular case). We will have to request volunteers from among the population with the requisite equipment, in sufficient numbers to ensure an adequate sample size for statistical testing.
Colibri, dude, that’s a great idea, but if I could do that with a straight face, do you think I’d be spending so much time here? 
duh ?
Outside a vagina, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside a vagina, it’s too dark to read. --Groucho Marx (paraphrased)
–Cliffy
I can’t believe I the first to post this…
Vaginal Highlighting Band name!
I’m going to find some UV highlighters… 
If you don’t have a highlighter you can always just read the Clit Notes.
Hoohaa like a wet sidewalk? Oh joy.