Vanity Rant

I have heard that people will poo-colored eyes are very bad influences on people named Ino. :wink:

WON’T ANYONE TOUCH MY VELVETY ASS?

Misspelling my name, now? Hmpf. You just can’t stand that I’m more attractive than you, what with my poo-colored hair. :wink:

Poo-colored hair? I heard you have poo-scented breath!

Look, my coprophagy is completely unrelated to how sex-ay I am!

Who wants to touch me?

I SAID, WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME!

I think it’s ironic that a vanity thread that Vixenation got piledriven for has become a vanity thread for you hens to talk about how pretty you think your contemporary hens are (just as a joke, right? Maybe it’s a little fine for my sense of humour).

Diane:

[quote]
I have seen a photo of Ana and Jar and must say, they are fucking hot. [\quote]

Anahita:

[quote]
Firstly, Diana is very pretty. [\quote]

You guys started off by joking around about it, but I think you forgot to get over yourselves. To the three of you:

:wally :wally :wally

:::crickets chirping:::

:wink:

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, I will.

Stupid LaTeX has made me backslash happy.

I think it’s ironic that a vanity thread that Vixenation got piledriven for has become a vanity thread for you hens to talk about how pretty you think your contemporary hens are (just as a joke, right? Maybe it’s a little fine for my sense of humour).

Diane:

Anahita:

You guys started off by joking around about it, but I think you forgot to get over yourselves. To the three of you:

:wally :wally :wally

:preens:

Yo KarmaDickweed - :::WHOOOSH!:::

:dumbass smilie:

Aw, we scared another newbie out of the Pit. Truly a sad day for everything everywhere.

Ok DianeLoser, what exactly does :::WHOOOSH!::: mean (fill me in, not being as net-savvy as the general population here).

I knew I was gonna get flamed for that, but [justin timberlake]I’m just keepin’ it real.[/justin timberlake]

But I bet she’s really pretty when she cries.

Must…resist…urge…to play…with…this one…

Oh come on SpazCat. I’m just avoiding work. Bat me around for a bit. :smiley:

Anahita, I found it funny that you added the * symbol as a footnote in your post but also used * in another way later on. So…6th grade must have been a pretty exciting time, eh? :slight_smile:

Why the hell would I care what superficial means when I’m perfect in every other way?

And you’re pretty.

Wooo we got one begging for it…

I aim to please. Went from a concave chest to a C cup over one summer, so 7th grade was not so much fun! :wink: Throw in a mid-gym class first menses and you’ve got a recipe for a crazy lady.

Yeah… but they just keep on repeating their ironic fawning in an attempt to overshadow the genuine fawning that I took issue with. I expected the reaction to be more vehement from these bees.

I still want to know what this :::WHOOSH::: crap is all about, but I’m sure I’d be disappointed.