The funny thing about being whooshed is that the more you agonize over it, the more whooshed you become.
The joke went over your head, Karma. You may have heard it fly past you, though.
Means you didn’t get the joke. Feel “in” yet?
Ladies and gentlemen, we have just witnessed a tsunami of ::WHOOSH::
I just don’t have the energy when I have to go into it explaining the meaning of :::whoosh:::.
ultress, have I told you lately how sexy you are?
I don’t buy it. I think you’re just making excuses for yourselves by saying it was a joke I didn’t get. Easy defense.
It’s only easy because you’re making it that easy. A quick search on the phrase that irritates might illuminate the dark corners of your mind.
Oh gosh, Diane, thanks so much. It must be this new shade of eyeshadow. or wait, maybe it’s that little twitch of the hip that catches your eye, then again maybe it’s my perky white bosoms. But thank you from the bottom of my heart. All the rest of you jealous whiney doper wimen can just eat ya hearts out.
Hoooooooo boy, you’re on to us now, damnit! We’ve all been conspiring behind your back with the secret “Whoosh” excuse.
Wadda think guys, should we break out the make-believe “bling-bling” argument?
I didn’t participate in the joke, and I got it.
But you don’t have to admit you were in error. You can keep irritating everyone over your own failure to understand some subtle humor, look like fleshy-headed cuttlefish, and perhaps even earn a thread of your very own.
Is it your intention to storm off with flurry of obscenities, or stick it out until your name is synonymous with clay-brained idiocy?
A quick search on the phrase brings up > 100 threads that contain it, not threads that explain it. :rolleyes:
Though it’s pretty self-explanatory. I just thought it was more of an in-joke, rather than the printed version of an onomatopoetic expression which is usually accompanied by a hand gesture.
And regardless of whether you were wooshed or not, do you not see any sort of difference between a girl saying “Gosh I’m hot and no one says it to me enough” and someone paying a compliment to someone else?
The sound the air makes as the joke hurtles past, right over your head.
Or in some cases, in one ear and out the other with little interference.
Thanks Maeglin, the explanation was a WHOMP the first four times I got it.
jarbaby, the examples that I quoted are so far from the other, obviously ironic fawning that were they in with the joke, it would suggest a subtlety what would leave your (plural) other “you’re so pretty” statements seem incredibly heavy-handed. I don’t buy it.
Karma, you’re purdy, but stupid as all fuck.
Maybe some coprophagy would help him out.
Vixenation Maybe they’re saying this shit because you’re continually prattling on about how blonde your hair is, or how big your tits are or whatever. :rolleyes:
Maybe it’s time to go out and buy myself a push-up bra. 
Isn’t anyone concerned that he ‘a’ key on my keyboard seems to be malfunctioning?
It’s becoming quite problem.
he ‘a’ is not the concern. Seems that the ‘t’ should be.
I for one am fucking tired of people saying
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You’re so pretty. - Look, the jokes over, asshat. I KNOW I’m practically a cross between an X-men reject (sans a superpower) and a dead cow. WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE SEE THAT?!?!
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You’re not that big. - Ooh, this one really gets my goat. Hello?! You can see my ass in three cardinal directions. Wtf is WRONG WITH YOU FUCKWICKETS?!
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You’ve got amazing eyes. buzzer Wrong again, doltmonkey. They’re GREEN! Green like mold and moss and erm…umm… and mold. GREENIE MOLDIE MOLD!
I mean really… just because the rest of you are secure enough in your own aesthetic characteristics, doesnt mean you need to take out your pleasantness on me. GET OVER IT!
huff huff huff
:rolleyes: