I don’t think we’re talking about the vagina here. Head south, my boy.
If we’re heading south, definitel astroglide.
Here’s a y to go with that word.
Isn’t that spelled with a double s?
We just picked up a bottle of Astroglide but haven’t tried it yet. We have been using something called Slippery Stuff Gel, which true to its name was nice and slippery, but McWife complained that it often felt kind of “burny”. Never an enjoyable sensation back there.
There once was a couple named Kelly
Who walked around belly to belly
Because in their haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly.
One of my all time favorite limericks!
spit.
licking it for a while , works wonders, you dontneed anything else
I prefer Wet, myself. I have no idea why Vaseline is associated with anal sex; it doesn’t feel that nice.
It’s old-school and therefore makes a good punchline, and practically speaking it’s damn persistent stuff.
I suddenly have an entirely different perspective on your username.