Well?
:dubious:
Why not KY?
Methinks spitting on a baby’s backside to help with diaper rash won’t be very effective. 
KY Liquid, definitely.
Vaseline is petroleum-based and therefore should not be used with latex condoms. If one is alone, there are better choces than either Vaseline or spit.
Astroglide.
KY liquid’s too thin.
Axle grease? Blue cheese dressing? Vitalis? What?
A partner with a few dollars.
I suppose you heard about the couple who didn’t know the difference between Vaseline and putty?
BenGay.
For the Sadists.
Second Astroglide. Much better than the non-liquid KY…haven’t tried the liquid.
So ‘gentle warming sensation’…seems like one person’s gentle would be another’s Habañero.
I had thought about Preparation H. I mean, since it shrinks swollen tisse, mightn’t that make the vagina a bit more, um, “frictionful?”
Then again, if it shrinks swollen tissue, what would it do to Mr. Happy?
Never mind.
Here’s a “u”. Place it wherever you think appropriate.
There’s a “shrunken head” joke in there somewhere.
All their window panes fell out?
Sick, ain’t it?
Using lube instead of massage oils and handcream etc, is like finally getting a double bed. It is a dead give-away that you’re seriously Doing It; but oh boy, what a difference in comfort!
Spit seemed to work quite well for Ennis Delmar.
My first thought was that you’re not doing it right, if you need either one.
Then I remembered that there’s more than one way to, um, skin a cat, and that not everyone who, um, skins cats is young and, um, you know.
Sorry about the ums.