Check. 
I’m a naughty wheelie, I am.
Geez, I haven’t finished committing all the sins from the last list…
A heathen’s work is never done.
Myself, I’m always on the lookout for new ways to go to hell. Thus, I am highly appreciative of the Catholic Church.
Thou shalt make a new pot of coffee if thou hast poured the last cup.
Thou hast poured the last cup, if after pouring, less than a fully poured cup remaineth.
Thou shalt not lingereth about the pot awaiting someone else to poureth the last cup to evade pouring the last cup.
Thou shalt willingly and prompty payeth coffee mess dues. Verily, ye shall be banned should ChiefScott have to tracketh your ass down.
Thou shalt not complaineth that thine coffee is made with Folgers instead of freshly-ground Arabica beans if thou art more than 1 week behind in coffee dues.
Thou shalt not taketh the coffee mess sugar packets and milk for your morning cereal.
Thou shalt clean thine own dribbles.
Thou shalt occasionally thank the coffee mess manager for putting up with thine shit.
Alternately, “Thou shalt not rub the lamp if thou dost not want the genie.”
Has the church properly informed god that he is now offended by these things?
Now, see, THERE’S the problem. No matter how many sins good-hearted people invent, the Pope always beats us to the punch. Maybe it’s time to just give up and be baptised.