Vengeance of the Mother-in-Law of the Fellowship of the Sequential Thread Titles

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Bastard!

Those Canadians…
I need doggie help!

Missing person
The ULTIMATE joke!!!

Sniff, Sniff …what stinks???

Way TMI: Escrement Fetishists – dear lord why

Augh!! Oversharing! Oversharing!

IMHO

100 questions for GOD (a poll)
How did you find the SDMB?
Has a song or other sensory event ever made you physically ill?
To what magazines do you subscribe, and why?

What is the polite way to ask for oral sex?
:eek:
How do I know? I’m Stoned!
:rolleyes:

With apologies to erislover:

What is the polite way to ask for oral sex?
erislover in San Diego… drink or two, anyone?

Stripper punched me in the testicle
What is the polite way to ask for oral sex?

A doozy just now in GQ:

What’s the medical term for having a stick up your ass removed?
Sperm count

Here’s a fine pair from right here in MPSIMS:

• Advice on living with a SO… Please!

and

• So, who wants to come help me move?

More milage from stippers!

Stripper punched me in the testicle
I have no stripper etiquette! Advice needed, please!

Whew! Last wisdom tooth is gone!

What is the polite way to ask for oral sex?

Please Explain This

How Do I Know? I’m Stoned!
-Dirty

Another great one, just now in GQ—

Whatever Happened to Yakov Smirnoff?
Why Do People Throw Up?

Now in MPSIMS

I Got Cecil Adams Pregnant !!!
Hey, I didn’t even intent for that to be funny

You knew these two had to get together . . .
In IMHO:
Why is my car in my garage? literally? opinions needed on punishment
anybody masterbated in car while driving

That’s why you shouldn’t do it!
CJ

MPSIMS

I Got Cecil Adams Pregnant!
I Got A Brand New Kitten!

I got Cecil Adams pregnant!
I wanna see pictures! :eek:

Currently in GQ:

What is this website actually offering?
Old men, eyebrow and ear hair

In IMHO

Hey baby! What’s your…email address?
I need help dealing with an online stalker. (long)