In MPSIMS:
I. Am. NEVER. Drinking. Again.
I wanna see pictures!
Semen: The new prozac?
How do I donate sperm?
MPSIMS:
What are your prejudices?
Nice hair
Dude!?! The Mullet went out of style on Dec. 31, 1989!!
From right here in MPSIMS:
Get 'em here! Cheesy pick-up lines!
A sex offender doesn’t want to suffer
[sub]That is sooo bad.[/sub]
From MPSIMS, both by bouv (18:50 EST):
Man, I gotta put pants on for this, don’t I?
How do I donate sperm?
In MPSIMS, and both from the same poster, bouv:
Man, I gotta put pants on for this, don’t I?
How do I donate sperm?
I think we need to explain something to bouv. 
On the newest posts page :
Mrs. Slocum’s Pussy Cafe Society
Worst tasting stuff ever * In My Humble Opinion *.
In MPSIMS:
I am a tower of stability
Who’s changed their username?