Sorry, I find those dummies to be sinister & creepy, much like clowns. Mimes are worse. :eek:
IU second this. And don;t even get me started on marionettes
Wouldn’t that be inviting trouble? 
An unmarked box will travel happily through the postal system.One marked Wooden Breasts may be ‘removed’ by a postal worker for gratification :).And someone’s bound to open it to see if that is an accurate description of contents?
I think you should have just ordered some new ones and kept those. They would have made a most excellent set of door knockers. You could have made a sign that said “Knockers” with an arrow pointing to them.
Nostradamus? Hmph: predictable.
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Whaddaya mean? That post right there was… well… I mean, there was that other… uh…
Hey Chicane! Funny thread!
Postal Worker’s thought balloon: Pirate cosplay just keeps getting weirder and weirder…
Then make sure to miss “Team America World Police” when it hits movie theaters this fall - all marionettes from what I understand. I can’t remember any all-marionette movies in my lifetime, but there’s a little in “Being John Malkovich.” Don’t see that either if you don’t like marionettes. But it’s a pretty good movie.