Verbose song lyrics

The Game Room
181

Correct!

Hmm, looks like I stumped the board with 141c. :smiley: Here’s a couple more:

A) My existence persists past the moon’s perihelion. I shall fornicate and express my passion for you until daybreak, at which time I shall depart, I shall depart.

B) Should you embark on a quest to the wilderness beyond a major American seaport, deep within a forest of tall wooden plants which never drop their leaves, you shall encounter a ramshackle cabin wherein lives a young man whose given name means “God is Gracious” and whose patronym suggests happy thoughts. Despite being illiterate, his plucked-string instrument skill is unsurpassed; one could compare his incomparable talent to the ease of striking a cup-shaped, cast iron device with a simple hammer.

and the previous entry:

C) Were I to loiter in sync with Earth’s passage, as you presume, your reasoning is inherently flawed due to the fact that it’s a dog eat dog world. Beyond the horizon lies great treasure which yearns to be possessed by someone, anyone; and if you continue to presume that I will loiter in sync with Earth’s passage, your reasoning is not only inherently flawed but also utterly insane. Karma will prevail.

This may be a dead giveaway:

All three songs have been recorded (but not necessarily composed) by the same artist.

182

181(b): Johnny B. Goode, by Chuck Berry.

183

Envision if you will that concept of Christian afterlife doesn’t exist
This should be an effortless endeavor.
Equally there is no place of eternal damnation and when looking up you will see only the earth’s atmosphere and space beyond it.
Conceptualize, instead, that the earth’s population will concentrate the whole of their existence on being present in the moment.

184

Attention! You: Can your brain comprehend the information received by your ocular organs…
in the luminescence cast by the sun when it first rises…
that which my social compatriots and I observed with great esteem…
in the lumescence cast by the sun as it sets?

And in a similar vein:

May the deity of the Judeo-Christian tradition preserve the health of our benevolent and charitable female monarch.
May our female monarch, who is righteous and just, enjoy a long life.
May the deity of the Judeo-Christian tradition preserve the life of our female monarch.

185

#183: Imagine, by John Lennon.

186

Oh, that is stellar.

187

Yep.

188

nevermind … look at all these extra pages …

189

I aspire to be slightly higher in stature. I aspire to be a professional basketball player. I aspire to obtain a female companion who is physically attractive, who I could then contact by telephone. I aspire to obtain a magician’s prop, a baseball player’s tool, and a Chevrolet model created approximately 46 years ago.

I planned to travel to my place of employment, but then I smoked marijuana until I became intoxicated.
I recently obtained a higher position at my place of employment then the one I had previously held, but I smoked marijuana until I became intoxicated.
Currently I am engaging in transactions involving exchanging marijuana for pecuniary gain, and I am aware of the reasons for this occurrence.
Owing to the fact that I smoked marijuana until I became intoxicated,
Owing to the fact that I smoked marijuana until I became intoxicated,
Owing to the fact that I smoked marijuana until I became intoxicated.

Having sexual intercourse on the open-air structure attached to the anterior of the edifice,
Having sexual intercourse on the small patch of grass surrounding the habitation,
Having sexual intercourse in any place we desire, for the reason that there is not another person in the habitation at this time.

190

I would like you to be aware of the fact that I am very pleased about all the wonderful occurrences in your life. I dream of only the best for you and your new female companion. She appears to be my doppelganger, but for the fact that she was born several years before I was born. Is she a sexual deviant in the same way that I am? Would she orally copulate with you in a cinema?

191

Correct…though I suspect my “God is gracious” line gave it away. :wink:

#1 = The Star Spangled Banner
#2 = God Save the Queen

192

I’ll give it a go:
The subject of an impersonal verb will, using a colloquial form of that selfsame verb, require the acquisition of, to again use a colloquial version, an indeterminate yet tremendous amount of deep affection

In order to instill a modification of the path wherein all objects and concepts, inclusive of every kind both concrete and abstract, are commonly perceived as the existence shared by all.

The subject of an impersonal verb will, using a colloquial form of that selfsame verb, require the acquisition of, to again use a colloquial version, an indeterminate yet tremendous amount of deep affection

Else the group of persons consisting exclusively of an individual referred to in the second person singular and an individual referred to in the first person singular, said group also commonly referred to in the third person plural, shall in the future fail to significantly advance the understood interpersonal relationship of which it may be assumed that the aforementioned parties mutually desire.

And then, in the event that the specific individual, referred to here in the second person singular, and to which this melodic communication is being addressed regardless of the actual existence of said person, should employ the human means of visual perception tuned to a vector coincident with the general area inhabited by the individual initiating this communication, with the importance of visually determining the exact location of said individual irrelevant as the message at this point is speaking in the abstract,

Coupled with the possibility of the aforementioned group, referred to here in the third person plural, failing to experience a state of affairs wherein the general worldviews of both individuals are compatible, as expressed by a familiar phrase used in informal communications that, even if the actuality of such is very unlikely in the normal course of events, describes the near proximity of or even actual contact between an ocular sensory organ of one individual and an ocular sensory organ of another,

The term identifying the human biological mechanism responsible for the circulation of a life-sustaining liquid within and throughout the human body itself, preceded in this instance by the possessive form of the first person singular pronoun, and again in this instance used abstractly as a commonly-utilized poetic symbol said to house many human emotions, most notably deep affection, desperately requires unspecified safeguards which will prevent any negative impact to those selfsame emotions, accompanied by unspecified safeguards, possibly different in nature, which will shield the construct of the qualities collectively known as personality, said construct possessed by the original and current communicator, denoted here by the first person singular.

Maybe I went overboard, but you guys are smart. :slight_smile:

193

122 is “Gin and Juice.”

194

Surprised no one has gotten this. Or did I miss it?

195

Is that all one song, or is each paragraph a separate song?

196

It’s gonna take a lotta love
To change the way things are.
It’s gonna take a lotta love
Or we won’t get too far
So if you look in my direction
And we don’t see eye to eye,
My heart needs protection and so do I.

ETA: Nicolette Larson, “Lotta Love”

197

Within the past few hours I briefed myself on current events (while channelling Dr. Beckett as portrayed by Scott Bakula) concerning a fortunate individual who had achieved a certain level of success. Despite the dolorous nature of the report, I found myself compelled to openly express mirth upon observing the accompanying graphic.

198

ADitL

199

some situations you are able to figure out,
and some situations you are aware of the answer and do not require any contemplation.
There are some male compatriots that are dependable
and there are some female compatriots that will stab you in the back.
There are some minor details that you wish to keep secret
and there are some minor details that you don’t care if anyone knows them.
Sometimes you believe that there is something that is coming to you,
but you do not, in fact, receive said item, and that is just the way life works.

I avow that I will not play games with your affections,
I will not prevaricate to you.
I am not requiring the services of any religious scriptures or maniscripts to provide reference,
I request that you just look into my soul windows to perceive the truth.
I have been exceedingly patient, recipient of my affection,
now that we are acquaintances of strong standing,
Every male has a limit to the amount of waiting he is willing to do in the course of convincing someone he is desirable,
and I have come to my aforementioned limit right here.

I strongly desire your physical congress.
I strongly desire your affection and emotional commitment.
I strongly desire your physical congress.

It is something that I am constantly reflecting on and unable to cease thinking about.
It is something that is churning away at my emotional and psychological core being.
It has taken a very lengthy course of events
So why must you continue to retain your hold over me without giving me peace.
I would really like to attempt this
I would really desire to find out if we are physically compatible.
You respond to my requests with the statement that the results may be unsatisfactory and leave you contemplating the course of action as a mistake,
I respond by telling you that you are the recipient of adoration, but you still decline.
I avow that I will not play games with your affections,
I will not prevaricate to you.
I am not requiring the services of any religious scriptures or maniscripts to provide reference,
I request that you just look into my soul windows to perceive the truth.
I have been exceedingly patient, recipient of my affection,
without receiving the one act of affection I most desire
My patience is running out and I am nearing the time that I will be unable to restrain myself.
I strongly desire your physical congress.
I strongly desire your affection and emotional commitment.
I strongly desire your physical congress.

It is a standard drive experienced by all animals
It is the transpiration of many internal physical energy transferences (let us get it on)
it is the natural result of the situation that we find ourselves
it invokes the desire to repeat the experience more and more frequently (can we please get it on now?)
it is pleasantly stimulating of the physical senses
But what you really must consider above all the previous justifications…
Physical intercourse is something that you and I should engage in
physical intercourse is something for the two of us

Physical intercourse is something that everyone craves - physical intercourse is judementally a positive thing
Some people choose not to engage in physical intercourse,
but I believe that everybody should so engage.
Physical intercourse is something that everyone craves - physical intercourse is enjoyable,
physical intercourse is most desirable and enjoyable when it is… two people isolating themselves from the rest of the world and engaging in an emotional bonding experience that fully commits each to the other, fully commiting to each other.

I am not your male progenitor
I am not a male sibling of yours
Obtain verification by conversing with your female sibling,
I am a very good sexual partner.

C-c-c-c-c-c-come on.

What is your definition of graphic to an extreme extent,
what do you consider to be pure stimulation of sexual desire.
Are you not aware that I am emotionally committed to the extent that I have physical pains, my darling
do you not agree that it is time for us to engage in physical intercourse?

for us to engage in physical intercourse
for us to engage in physical intercourse
please let us engage in physical intercourse
C-c-c-c-c-c-come on.

(Okay, it’s overkill. I got into it.)

200

190, You Oughta Know, by Alanis Morrisette

197, A Day in the Life, the Beatles