Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright. - Bob Dylan
Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas
Correct. Somebody did the same song in a different form (after my version was first posted).
This was a tough one. I had to research Lance Kirwin, and it took me a while to figure out how Areological expeditions would be involved.
Five For Fighting - “100 Years”
A.
There exists an omen in the aperture
Explaining that some unnamed male personage has given you abuse - a rising volume Andrea.
This man entered the domicile you dwell in
And left evidence of exsanguination upon the floor tapestries.
At that time you quickly moved yourself to the place where you lay down for the night
This was where you would meet your demise.
Annette, is everything hunky-dory?
Tell me, Annabell, is there anything out of sorts?
Anna, are you all correct?
A blow has been dealt to you coming from
A stunning blow has been dealt to you coming from
A low-friction law-avoider.
(The last line in the extra hint above makes me laugh)
B.
Cryptographic simian stand, imbibe water steeped with tropical plant extracts.
Cipher anthropoid abscond to the place of toil.
Canon lemur attend a gathering in a disinterested manner -
Robert, who is tedious, presides over this gathering.
According to Robert, ethical primate works hard,
However, the work done is an affront to Robert’s olfactory senses.
The glyphs are not beautiful, nor are they capable of being used,
Of what does author scamp cogitate?
All correct. And Johnny Q’s araphrase is of course “Don’t Think Twice.” by Robert Zimmerman.
Whilst I perambulate throughout the hollow wherein I cultivate my cereal crops, I notice my spouse and observe: How homely is she! However, this is just what I require, being a fellow who practices the religion derived from that practiced by the Alsatian Anabaptists. I have no dealings with useless and glamorous inventions such as Galvanism.
Doh! You beat me to it!
Weird Al Yankovic - “Amish Paradise”
I was gonna do “Baby Got Back”, too. Maybe I’ll pout, now. 
Here’s one that was already verbose in it’s original form:
“A popular current AMC show; percussionists, adverse reaction to hallucinogens, Native Americans - sometime shortly after the Earth’s axial tilt is most inclined towards the our solar system’s focal point, at its maximum of 23° 26’, in close proximity to one whose puberty changes have started and who also fulfills a role similar to that of an ambassador;
Found in a number of landfills, stricken by an acute communicable disease caused by a paramyxovirus and characterized by swelling of the salivary glands, at the time the aforementioned (male) person who has yet to reach adulthood acts in the manner of a mechanical device used to move fluids and slurries while entering an item he possesses - which is akin to a Tam O’ Shanter.
At this time there is a very large item (that shares nomenclature with a city in Colorado) that sits atop my scapula, whilst I have the vague sensation that my actual age exceeds my chronological age, I also caused the carousel to be temporarily removed from its connection with land;
At approximately the same time, significantly aesthetically exasperating nasal reflexive activities as well as a form of labored inspiration and expiration took place during the timeframe in which the musical instrument , one that produces sound by sending a gas through sizeable whistles, struck Terra Firma.”
#25: The Way You Make Me Feel - Michael Jackson
#484-A: Smooth Criminal - also Michael Jackson
A. You were correct, I suffered a temporary bout of insomnia entertaining thoughts relevant to you. I experienced subconsciously triggered nocturnal reveries restricted to sleep in which I asphyxiated due to attempting to swallow a child’s toy held to the eye displaying bright colours at random, which belonged to you, and at the present moment you continue to appear dangerous to me. My fatal vividly coloured plant blossom, how the large predatory felines known for their stripes all indicated they were deriving amusement as I dashed along the well-eroded path.
B. You experience pain at the location where you slumber, and you slumber where you position yourself supine. Now you have an inescapable problem on your hands, and now you are destined to wax lachrymose. You have an adult female situated to the left of you and a juvenile male situated to the right. I am beginning to perspire, so grasp me tenaciously.
C. The state of being animate is so crystalline, the state of being animate is so crystalline to me at this current point in time. With my eyes I perceive her engaging in locomotion toward a new destination beneath the lunar body in shadow. She verbally stated “If you feel love for me, allow me to depart, you are aware?” The faithful representation of her shape using only darkness gradually assimilated into the celestial canopy. Beyond reach now, she is perpetually present in my thoughts to possibly be my romantic companion referred to as an infant in a time that is not this one.
HeyHomie, correct.
njtt, correct.
Three-fifths of a bit has negligible purchasing power.
Three-fifths of a bit is worthless.
But increase my basic wage by that amount
Then my standard of living will totally rock your socks off!
a. The eponym of the song escorts you to her bechside habitation, where, engaged in overnight cohabitation, the passage of watercraft is audible. Her mental illness was what induced you to join her, as she produces trans-Pacific-imported infusions nd citrus fruits with which to nutrify you. Synchronously with your intended confession of lack of emotional attachment, she causes you, by one band of the electromagnetic spectrum, to perceive the response of the nearby fluvial body that you have perpetually been her paramour., and it is your desire to accompany her on a journey, bereft of ocular sensations, for you are aware that her confidence in you results from your psychokinetic fondlings of her exquisite physique.
b. My immediate neighbor, with whom I recently contracted holy matrimony, has supervived more than half a dozen synonymous spouses.
c. Tony Leone, employed by a supermarket, is building up a small nest egg for a rainy day, despite his mother’s recommendation he take up an exurban residence. Overwork is noted to induce a myocrdial infarc-arc-arc-tion. It is high time you realized the futility and the relative low return on investment of purchasing residential property in the retirement port of the USS Ling.
492© Movin’ Out, Billy Joel
This is too fun. First one should be easy, next two, well, we’ll see.
(a)
I still have memories of events that happened in the extreme past, specifically how those intricately arranged vibrations of the air caused me to involuntarily show on my face that I was having a pleasant experience. I was aware that it might be possible that I could create an excuse for an audience to break out into patterned movement of their bodies, assuming that I was given an opportunity to attempt such a feat. If I managed that, it’s reasonable to think that for a decent period of time they would experience a modicum of joy.
[spoiler]
But the second month of the year generally brings rather cold weather in the Northern Hemisphere, and the lack of warmth caused my body to involuntarily vibrate in attempt to generate heat whenever I was outside providing my customers with a bundle of printed material that contained information on the latest events of interest. As I placed one of these bundles down on the riser that led to the entrance of the abode before me, I became cognizant of a terribly saddening event and it was very difficult for me to find the energy to restart my perambulation.
I am unable to recollect, however, whether I was reduced to lacrimations as I felt the emotional impact of learning the misfortunes of a certain woman who had been married to a man whose death the above mentioned material announced. I can’t say exactly what, but there was an extreme emotional impact of those events that I could feel throughout my body and soul that day in which those vibrations of the air I talked about initially were no longer capable of sustaining themselves.[/spoiler]
(b)
At a time when a significant number of sovereign nations have become embroiled in a major conflict whose scope spans the globe, the far-reaching aspect having not accompanied any other conflicts until then, from the wreck of a large contraption that had seemed unstoppable until the angle of two parts at an articulation point became too great to sustain its normal functioning, I shall begin my independent existence for an additional time.
©
Winged brightly shining heavenly creatures waiting near the edge of the field of play, unsure what to make the situation but finding that it induces merriment, question why their creator decided to give these hyper-evolved simians the ability to choose their own destiny, especially given that currently those creatures are unable to thoroughly understand what it is that has happened.
Suzanne - Leonard Cohen
Movin’ Out (Anthony’s Song) - Billy Joel
American Pie - Don MacLean (and no I did not need to open the spoilered part).
Blinded by the Light - Springsteen.
These days, numerous dimestore criminals engage in negotiations and finalize an agreement with their surroundings, ultimately remunerating somebody in installments for either a settee or a young woman. With invocations of strong human emotions inked into the dermis of his phalanges, he must abuse his own children due to their lack of comprehension that the motto of the Queen’s Royal Lancers loses its significance and fades into obscurity with a host of other slogans.
The man who copulates with the cloistered ascetic woman later voluntarily engages in the congregation she purports to serve.
Were I in possession of US$ 982,664.06 [based on current exchange rates at the time stamp of this post] (Were I in possession of US$ 982,664.06 [based on current exchange rates at the time stamp of this post]),
One of my purchases would be a domicile for you (One of my purchases would be a domicile for you).
And were I in possession of US$ 982,664.06 [based on current exchange rates at the time stamp of this post] (Were I in possession of US$ 982,664.06 [based on current exchange rates at the time stamp of this post]),
One of my purchases would be some big-ticket items such as those designed by Martha Stewart; perhaps a piece named after the Earl of an English district, or perhaps a piece whose name is similar to that of a group of Turks.
An easy one:
At one time, the totality of everything in existence was itself compressed into a state of extreme heat and density…
The theme song to a TV show.