I corncur that this is most vexing.
Thanks!
I cornquer. Do not vex me.
It’s the 21st century. We were promised peanuts! And Crackerjacks!
-Popcorn is the new Kernel
It’s flakey, but I kinda like it!
Okay.
(Don’t have time to do more, sorry. I’ll be out in the field all day.)
Are you feeling all right? Your voice sounds a little husky.
still sounded silky to me.
I thought they were talking about the bumpy things on feet.
I’m old. May I be called Pop-Corn?
Get offa my lawn!
Well Shucks, looks like this is the only pun left.
I feel like everyone’s stalking me…
And ears lookin’ at you, kid!
Are you saying we’ve silked the puns for all they’re worth?
It seems all my posts are going right into the cornhole.
Oddly, my nickname for a while was “Husk”. After a rather exciting car chase, my partner & I were called “Starchy & Husk” for a while.
I’m sitting here reading the SDMB (procrastinating from doing my taxes), while eating Tostitos Natural Yellow Corn chips (made with certified organic corn).
Like this thread, they’re very corny. 
Did you bring enough for everyone?
-Popcorn is the new Kernel
Why is there no love for Teosinte here? I’ve never bought into the ideas of mod/admin conspiracy, until now.
I find this entire corn thing ear-responsible.