Saw the titles switch in the middle of posting!
Good job and Happy April Fools to all.
This post has been Corned by the Cornist.
i’m lost. i know now i should have bought the optional map.
Nice.
A-maize-ing!
As much as I love corn, I think a “balls”-themed board would’ve been classier.
“About these here balls”
“Cecil’s big balls”
“Da balls”
“Real balls”
“Knockin’ balls”
“My balls are better than your balls”
“Sweet, beautiful balls”
“Playing with balls”
“Reagan’s brass balls”
“Pimpin’ balls”
“Random balls in your face”
“Ball buster”
Not only have they changed the forum titles, I have it on good authority that the mods have all given themselves the rank of kernel.
Man, I just know there’s an awesome “Creamed Corn” pun that SOMEone’s going to make … just not me, apparently.
This post has been creamed by the Creamed Cornist.
This beef has been corned by the Cornist.
That’s lovely. Maybe next year.
By the way, I’m going by Corn Whisperer for a day. 
I realized that my days of being a cool cat was over the moment I fully embraced the dope. Now, I have more corn on my ball than a carnival snack. I surrender to the corn.
“If you build it, they will come,” as the architect said on finishing the schematics for the new whorehouse.
Tell me more–I’m all ears!
This post has been creamed by the Creamed Cornist.
Shows how observant I am. I hadn’t noticed.
This post was pre-creamed for easier consumption.
What’s this about corn?
What a cereal killer. It really caught my eye.
(signed)
The Catcher In the Rye.
I have a hen, and a beef.
:::: Singing ::::
As corn-oner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her.
And she’s not only merely corn, she’s really most sincerely corn.