Very stupid overheard conversations

This was back in the 80s when I used to run printing presses. Our department was in the basement of a heavy equipment dealer, and one of the salesmen would come down to chat with my boss on occasion. They were both southern gentlemen in their 60s, and Jesse Helms was our senator at the time. You can see where this is going.

They were in my boss’s office talking about golf courses. I ran the press for a while, and when I stopped, I heard the salesman say to my boss, “Ah heard they were going to start letting some Jews in theyuh.”

I laughed out loud. They looked at me like I was a crazy person. I turned the press back on so they could go back to their Jew hating.

I heard a Doozie at The Shakespeare Festival, but recent board culture prohibits me from repeating it.

Isn’t that what The Pit is for? Please don’t leave us wondering…our nights are long and dark.

PM me if you are not easily offended. You were warned…

When my aged relative was first taken to the opera in Chicago (1940s), part of what made it attractive was the Italian contingent in the standing room at the back, cheering and rooting for the performers.

Google Translate likes “insuperable”.

Deepl is better than Google Translate. If you want to translate “second to none” it suggests “sin parangón”. I am happy with that.

We assume those that came up with the name actually knew Spanish.

I am sure they did know Spanish, never contested that. But the name was not El Segundo de Nada or El Segundo a Nada, the name was just El Segundo: The Second One, not Second to None. carrps wrote so too, the “alternate history” you suggested in your answer to him Dec. 14 does not stand to scrutiny when you know Spanish (as the founders of the place surely did, as you say so yourself, and as I do too, Spanish being my mother tongue). That is all I am saying.

from https://www.elsegundochamber.com/el-segundo-history

Mr. and Mrs. Gunn sold their beachfront property to Standard Oil of California in 1911.
This new site needed a name. Richard Hanna’s wife, Virginia, deemed this expanse as “La Segunda”, Spanish for “the second one”. The name was eventually changed to El Segundo as the site was to be Standard Oil’s second oil refinery in California.

Heard a couple overlooking a scenic vista and commenting how picture-skew it was.

presumably they meant picturesque

Heard a couple overlooking a scenic vista and commenting how picture-skew it was.

Good one! ( Still chuckling heartily )

Years ago, well decades, I was fishing in the Adirondacks with my father and this one guy we ran into said that he was a very “vivid” ( avid ) fisherman.

This reminds me of people who speak of being “risk-adverse.”

I know, how dumb! Everyone knows Irish butter is green!

My brother tried to tell me it was because I left it out while I was out of town on vacation. How ridiculous is that?!

In New Orleans, I heard a couple of old gals talking about the paddlewheel boat ride on the Mississippi. One of them said, ‘they had a kaleidoscope and everything!’ (She meant calliope.)

Almost twenty years ago I was in Mountain View, Arkansas in the town square listening to two old men come to an agreement that eminent domain was communism. My wife was with me and she laughed as my face kept contorting itself as we listened to them speaking. I kind of wanted to turn to them and ask if they were aware of what the Constitution said about taking land for the public good.

Not sure if they count as “stupid” per se, but a bit unexpected, are two conversations I overheard.

The first was when I was walking from a bus to an office in Tunney’s Pasture (Ottawans will know where it is). I passed two women walking in the opposite direction and one of them was saying “…I had bra issues this morning…”.

Twelve years later, on a commuter train in Montreal I was standing in the aisle in front of two young women sitting on the inward facing bench seat looking at photos (prom photos or something of that ilk) when one of them asked the other “can you see my nipples in this one?”

Mountain House, California, is a community that was built from the ground up, starting in 2001, in an area with windmill generators on the hills around the town. The Public Works Department in Mountain House got to work about three years before the first residents moved in.

A few years later, as the town was filling up, there was a very windy day. Public Works got a call from a woman telling them to turn the windmills off because it was obviously already windy enough without them.

Depends on the definition of “public good”.

A neighbor’s house a few blocks from me is overlooks a river and he owns several lots along the river. Is his house in prefect condition, no. Does he have “stuff” sitting around, yes. He has lived there for 40+ years and his it was his grandparent’s house before he got it. Several “nicer” houses have been built in the area. Talking to him last summer it sound like the city wants to use eminent domain to take his house/land and sell it to a developer who will build high end condos overlooking the river in the name of “public good” due to the increase in property taxes it will bring in.

Lots of people have lost their houses/land in the name of “public good” just so some developer can build his/her pet project.

That doesn’t make it communism though. I understand the controversy, this issue went before the Supreme Court a few years back and they basically said, “Public good isn’t really defined and this is something the legislature should do.”