Very weak spam rant

The BBQ Pit
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For several days, I’ve been getting the following spam. Jeez, if you must send spam, at least proofread it first. If I’m bedding Patricia, who the hell is Janice?

Your exclusive night has been confirmed with Patricia.

Time: ASAP
Location: Either Home within 1.4 miles of you
Attire: Dress casual
Expectation(s): To get right to it. Love the art of “sex.”
Quote from Janice: “I’ve got a nice house open to you! I’m alone these next few weeks and I hope we can make it full of action & excitement. I’m sure once you see my picture you will be on your way over. Can’t wait!”

Confirmation: It is up to you to hold your time with Patricia. Please confirm within the site to validate your visit. You can get a better look at her beautiful body before you head over.

See Patricia.
.com
If you are not spending a romantic evening with Patricia or have received this by accident then continue here so this doesn’t happen again.
*****.com/bye

URLs removed to protect the clueless. And I don’t mean you. Not that you would have tried it or anything…

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Patricia is very disappointed in you for not showing up. :wink:

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I saw your photos online and I think you are cute
my msn is monicajames55 my AIM (aol instant messanger) is hotmonica22
or you can message me via yahoo at hotmonicaxox2

To unsubscribe, go to:
http://test.perfect4life.com/remove?r.test2.0-4e3b579-821.myworkdomain.com.-name.part.of.my.email.address?r

or, send a blank message to:
mailto:r.test2.0-4e3b579-821.myworkdomain.com.-name.part.of.my.email.address@test.perfect4life.com

Several of these (Monica Smith, Monica S, Monica James, all with the same AOL and Yahoo addresses) have been finding their way to my work inbox lately, which is normally pretty well protected by our company spam-filter. Fortunately, as of today the spam filter also picks these up.

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:confused:
You read spam?

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And so is her hot bisexual roomie, Janice.