Oops!
Meant to make that last post in the Guess I can never post anything TMI again thread.
Nothing to see here folks. Just move along now …
Um. Where’d ya’ say you were from, again?
Green. Neon green. And, he says it’s realistic.
SSSShhhheeee cccccaaaannnn’ttttt fffffiiiiiinnnndddd iiitttt iiiiiffffff yyyooouuu hhhhhiiiiiddddeeeee iiiitttt rrriiiiggghhhttttt.
We were at a friend’s house when one friend’s dog disappeared for a few minutes and we eventually found it ripping to pieces a large dildo.
Obviously there was no putting it back and forgetting about it.
So my friend had to tell his mom what happened.
She made him buy her a new one.
No lies.
-Tcat
[Frank Zappa]
Weasels ripped my dildo.
[/Frank Zappa]
Actually I know my Grandma found my vibrator… I’m not a male teenager but still… I can just imagine her reaction when she found it :eek: I moved out of her house ages ago and she packed up all my stuff into boxes… and I only remembered where I had left it after she had told me she had done this… it wasn’t in a very public place but it wasn’t hidden away in anything…
ROTFL 
Yep… just in my lad’s case more running around, brandishing it as a weapon and err… gnawing on it. :eek: