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Just last night I had a dream that there was a Wii game made by Stanley Tools where you just put stuff together with screwdrivers and wrenches. I actually think it would be a really sweet idea for a game, especially if there was a free-mode where you could build whatever you wanted from a bunch of different materials.
I would so play that. 
Mine would be some variant of “office sims”. Who will get the corner office? Will the billings be done by the end of the quarter? Who has the Sanchez File, and why is it not in the cabinet?
The Quiet Game - Only available for portable game systems, of course.
And a beat-'em-up adaption of everyone’s favorite comic book Maus.
SDMB: The Game
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Sit back in wonder as a thread takes on a life of it’s own!
Worry and chew your nails as the clock ticks down… will the board stay up long enough for your post to get through?
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We Love Katamari’s Innie
Oh no! The King wants to make sweet, sweet love to his Queen, but she won’t touch him with all that belly-button lint! As the Prince, you must roll around in the King’s navel and pick up enough debris for him to land some hot Queen tail for the night! Who knows what you’ll find down there? And also, it’s really dark in there.
This just reminds me of an old therad of mine—Not-so-fun war games.
I’m especially proud of the Kaiten Torpedo simulator and Lancers! 1938. 
I just looked over that thread, and I imagine you could combine Kaiten with CSS Hunley, using the same engine, and similar gameplay elements. You’d have to render two different sets of Yankee pig-dog ships to attack, but still…
Only if Oystercards are wild.
Oblivious: an RPG where the less you notice around you, the more you score.
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I’d play this until I lost my job.
Pet Hunter - Can you rid your neighborhood of those pesky dogs and cats?
Listen Bitch, The Game of Spousal Abuse
Tony Hawk’s Dude I’m Fucking 40 Years Old
You really need the mod mod for that! (Mod mod, heh!)
Identify the spammers and trolls, can you delete a post before anyone else notices. Is this new poster a sock or not? Points for closing a thread. Bonus points for being pitted.
What do you mean they already have this?
Some typos really reek. This joke is even worse.
(I almost think you did that on purpose. Never mind that: THE JOKE MUST FLOW!)
Home Health Nurse: Why is Betty’s foot sticking to the floor? I’ll give you a hint: Uncontrolled diabetics lose the feeling in their lower extremities and sometimes things start to rot off. Taken from real case files!
ICU 3AM: Full Moon Edition: Tweakers, gangbangers, prostitutes, and attempted(?) suicides need to be triaged, processed, and cleaned up after in this political environment full of backstabbing goodness. Take a history from someone who slept once two weeks ago and sees bugs nobody else can. Guess where the clothing ends and the flesh begins. Avoid getting fired for your coworkers’ incompetence.
Toddler Time: Your are 18 months old all over again! You can walk, but you can’t run. Can you find your bottle? Oh look! It’s peas for dinner again! How many can you successfully get in your mouth? You just saw the nanny shaking your infant sister. Try to tell your parents!
Ultra-Realistic Interior Design: It’s better than watching paint dry – but only slightly! Design rooms for rich, demanding and flighty clients whose instructions and memories aren’t consistent for more than 48 hours. You say that fabric’s coral, she says it’s salmon. What do you do now?
RC Priests: The Game. You are a Roman Catholic priest trying to split your time between preaching to the masses, humping altar boys, and skimming from the collection plate to pay for your secret love nest. Bonus points for sharing with the other priests the juicy confessions you hear. If you are caught humping the kids, don’t worry! Mother Church will relocate you to a new parish!
Tijuana two-step. Uses the DDR game pad. You just had lunch from a street vendor in Tijuana and you’re going to get the trots. Run to the nearest cuarto de baño and pray that it isn’t ocupado. Dodge dogs, street urchins and peddlers along the way. If you don’t make it, you are in deep mierda.
Glass Ceiling. Player is a female middle manager looking to make it to the top. You’ve got the brains but you don’t have the balls. Literally. What will it take to beat the Boys Club? Can you manipulate, blackmail, and backstab enough to be seen as a worthy member of Mahogany row? Will the after hours “under desk” service help your career or hurt it? Are you a Dragon Lady or Bitch on Wheels?
Hazing! for the Wii. So the pledges want to get into your frat? Only if they survive Pledge Week! Use the controller to shave them, paint their bodies, duct tape them to street lights, paddle their butts and pour copious amounts of alcohol down their throats. Mini games include:
• Road Trip - “borrow” a car to go to the liquor store. Of course you’ve already had half a fifth of Jack Daniels so the screen is appropriately blurred and distorted. Try to maintain and don’t get into an accident
• Quarters – The classic game comes to the Wii. Every time you drink the fuzzier everything gets.
• Return your date – Your date for the evening has passed out and you have to get her home. It doesn’t help that you can barely stand up straight anymore. Get her quietly through her suburban neighborhood without waking anyone then leave her on the door step. Don’t get caught by her dad!
[QUOTE=erie774Tijuana two-step. Uses the DDR game pad. You just had lunch from a street vendor in Tijuana and you’re going to get the trots. Run to the nearest cuarto de baño and pray that it isn’t ocupado. Dodge dogs, street urchins and peddlers along the way. If you don’t make it, you are in deep mierda.[/QUOTE]
I’ll buy two of these! What would multi-player mode be like, I wonder?
How about a game where you have to do stuff like urinate on people and kick cats?
…no wait, that’s already been done (Postal 2.)
Ok how about a game where you own an Ice Cream company that’s a front for a drug distribution ring? And you use ice cream trucks to distribute the drugs?
…no wait, that’s already been done too (GTA Vice City.)
Well I guess I’ll have to put up my idea for Interstate Driving Simulator. It’s pretty much like driving on the Interstate. A long randomly generated road with varying amounts of traffic. You can stay with the flow or try to run flat out. Drive as long as you like.
GTA: Reality. Shoot people, steal cars, run down pedestrians, rob stores. Until the APB out on you mobilizes every squad in the city and you’re inevitably cornered, arrested or killed. Average play time 2-3 hours.
Extreme Impeachment. You can play in either Loony Leftwing Moonbat or Frothing Rightwing Fascist mode. You play either Barbara Boxer or Bob Dornan; at the beginning of the game, having grown frustrated with the lack of progress through legitimate means, you lose your shit and begin hunting down either George Bush or Bill Clinton, with the intent of terminating their presidency… permanently.
Carcinoma Angels – based on the Norman Spinrad story. You play the leader of a motorcyckle-type gang that fights off Cancer cells inside the human body. Sort of Heavy Metal Osmosis jones for keeps.