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Dope Wars.There are people who would play this game.
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I played it in high school. It was pretty popular with the band kids (not that I was one) and a pretty fun little distraction. Pretty hollow gameplay come to think of it, though.
Trickle Down: watch as tax cuts for the wealthy work their way down to you, as the coorporate CEO buys an extra car that needs to be washed that supports the owner who hires more employees who buy more videogames who support the best buy clerk! The excitement never stops!
[QUOTE=Argent Towers] Goon - you play as one of the anonymous, generic, armored goons in a typical FPS that the hero has to kill hundreds of. You’re probably wearing a gas mask or a ski mask, since the programmers never seem to want to make individual face models for the enemies in FPSs and so they use the mask cop-out. Watch as dozens of your comrades get slaughtered, and try as hard as you can to kill the lone hero, who for some horribly unfair reason has 60 times as much health as you do and is able to carry nine weapons on his person.
The one advantage that you have is that you never run out of ammunition. Because bad guys in shooters NEVER run out of ammunition. I have never played a single FPS where the enemies could run out of ammo.
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I think that game has been made, it’s called TIE Fighter.
I’m pretty sure they can run out of ammo on Operation Flashpoint. And probably the Rainbow Six games.
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[li]For the Wii: Preparation H Applicator. Available in Soothing Menthol Gel or 'Extra Numbing"! [/li][li]Guitar Hero: Classical Symphonic Arrangements[/li][li]Insurance the Game: Contract Parity Review (also comes with bonus pack Explaining Deductibles)[/li][/ol]
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[li]Bagpipe Hero! and there’s only one volume setting…[/li][li]Spam King. Can you design new spam to bypass the filters? Keep your servers on the move to avoid retribution? Sell off your list-building tools for a little extra cash? Integrate the latest worm in your plans (the more zombies, the more spam!)?[/li][li]Troll Wizard. Kind of the opposite of Tristan/s idea. You wander through a maze of message boards, trying to disrupt as many as possible in a short time without being caught by the mods. Can you drop the signal-to-noise ratio so far that members of unmoderated boards just give up?[/li][li]Logger. This time it’s personal! Try to keep your logging operation running and profitable while you track down those environmentalists and get them off your backs … forever.[/li][li]War of the Worlds II. Those Martian invaders are back, and this time they’re inoculated against Earthly diseases. The only thing they missed? Human sperm! Can you hunt down and hump all of the Martians before they kill off our whole planet? Your world is counting on you![/li][/ul]
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Dear Hunter: Hunt down your wife and killl her before she reports you for abuse.
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Rockstar Games presents: Women’s Shelter Massacre.
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They should make a MarioPaint style game where you play as Hitler. If you make good art, you go to success as the greatest German painter. Fail, and you become dictator.
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Is it weird that I can totally see this as an Elite Beat Agents scenario? Set that shit to Rock Me, Amadeus or whatever and you’re all set. Fail the mission and you see Hitler commanding the Nazi hordes.
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[li]War of the Worlds II. Those Martian invaders are back, and this time they’re inoculated against Earthly diseases. The only thing they missed? Human sperm! Can you hunt down and hump all of the Martians before they kill off our whole planet? Your world is counting on you![/li][/ul]
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Ooh, are the Martians hot? Boom chicka bow bow!
I can see some web game designer reading this thread and thinking "Wow, some of these ideas are pure gold!
For the Wii: Preparation H Applicator. Available in Soothing Menthol Gel or 'Extra Numbing"!
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Combine this with the Wii version of Asshunter! :eek:
Granny Turismo - Choose from a wide variety of Lincolns, Cadillacs, Buicks and Oldsmobiles!
Courses include the Grocery Store Dash. Can you make it there and back before General Hospital comes on?
Also includes the weekly Church’n’back Rally. Defeat rivals Olene, Ethel, and Lucille in the Sunday cup. First prize is the parking spot closest to the door and the pew under the air conditioning vent!
Unfortunately, there is a Japanese video game that is more or less exactly this. IIRC, it’s called RapeLay. There’s a hysterical and NSFW review on Something Awful somewhere (called “Horrors of Hentai” or something like that).
