It’s 1am in the UK, and the ordinarily shite VH1 are having ‘video nasties’ night. After enough red wine and Stella Artois to kill a small horse (not quite Mister Ed sized, Wilbur) I’m currently enjoying the following:
[ul][li]Dollar – Oh L’amour[/li][li]Weird Al Yankovic – I’m Fat[/li][li]Weird Al Yankovic – Eat It[/li][li]Samantha Fox – Nothing’s Gonna Stop Me Now[/li][li]Goombay Dance Band – Seven Tears[/li][li]The Firm - Star Trekkin’[/li][li]Mr Strange feat. Punt & Dennis – Milky Milky[/ul]Anyone got any equally bad ideas for horrible songs?[/li]
[sub]“We come in peace / Shoot to kill / Shoot to kill / It’s worse than that he’s dead Jim / Dead Jim / Dead Jim / You cannae change the laws of physics / Laws of physics / Laws of physics / Laws of physics Jim”[/sub]
Oh dear God – Sarah Brightman “I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper” and Lindisfarne featuring Paul Gascoigne “Fog On The Tyne (Revisited)” now assail my senses.