How many dongs for that hamster?
Easy. They can catch all the hamsters, mash them up up (probably having first killed them, I suppose 
), then grow pretty flowers from the resulting gloop.
Tulips from hamster jam.
I really don’t know how to describe it. It was like the hamsters mounted a counterattack! It was almost as if they were … organized!
Of course they’re organized. They even line dance!
Richard Gere asked me to say he has no interest in this thread.
And I thought some county had finally had a sensible response to the hampster dance.
Is it because it sounds like dumpster or like hemp?
In my first reading of this, I added an “s” at the end of “drawer,” making this a whole other type of statement. :eek:
Bless you. Someone had to say this.
And, no matter what, you always have to assume a hamster is loaded.
And never point a hamster at anyone unless you intend to use it.
31 posts and no duct tape jokes? Oh, the hamsterity!
Believe me, it’s not been easy to resist.
I can’t but wonder if any Vietmanese organized crime families are cashing in by stepping on hamster DNA with inexpensive genes from other rodents.
“Man, I paid 50 dong for this hamster, and it was half mouse!”
You can have my hamster when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Is that a hamster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Oh dear Og.