[QUOTE=Siam Sam]
The Commie bastards are always spoiling people’s fun. But you gotta love a country whose unit of currency is the dong.
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How many dongs for that hamster?
Easy. They can catch all the hamsters, mash them up up (probably having first killed them, I suppose 
), then grow pretty flowers from the resulting gloop.
Tulips from hamster jam.
[QUOTE=Shagnasty]
As God is my witness, I thought hamsters could skydive.
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I really don’t know how to describe it. It was like the hamsters mounted a counterattack! It was almost as if they were … organized!
[QUOTE=Mindfield]
I really don’t know how to describe it. It was like the hamsters mounted a counterattack! It was almost as if they were … organized!
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Of course they’re organized. They even line dance!
Richard Gere asked me to say he has no interest in this thread.
And I thought some county had finally had a sensible response to the hampster dance.
Is it because it sounds like dumpster or like hemp?
[QUOTE=Cat Fight]
That’s all well and good until a three year old opens up her dad’s drawer and finds a live hamster inside.
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In my first reading of this, I added an “s” at the end of “drawer,” making this a whole other type of statement. :eek:
[QUOTE=Shagnasty]
As God is my witness, I thought hamsters could skydive.
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Bless you. Someone had to say this.
[QUOTE=Surly Chick]
That’s why a hamster safe is a must for any responsible hamster owner.
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And, no matter what, you always have to assume a hamster is loaded.
[QUOTE=Tabula Rasa]
And, no matter what, you always have to assume a hamster is loaded.
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And never point a hamster at anyone unless you intend to use it.
31 posts and no duct tape jokes? Oh, the hamsterity!
[QUOTE=Askance]
31 posts and no duct tape jokes?
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Believe me, it’s not been easy to resist.
I can’t but wonder if any Vietmanese organized crime families are cashing in by stepping on hamster DNA with inexpensive genes from other rodents.
“Man, I paid 50 dong for this hamster, and it was half mouse!”
You can have my hamster when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
[QUOTE=God of Biscuits]
In my first reading of this, I added an “s” at the end of “drawer,” making this a whole other type of statement. :eek:
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!
[QUOTE=God of Biscuits]
In my first reading of this, I added an “s” at the end of “drawer,” making this a whole other type of statement. :eek:
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Is that a hamster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
[QUOTE=Shagnasty]
As God is my witness, I thought hamsters could skydive.
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Fighting hampsters from the sky…Fearless rats that jump and die! (scroll down)
[QUOTE=Celyn]
Tulips from hamster jam.
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Oh dear Og.