Vigi-ant-ism

In My Humble Opinion
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I’m watching Judge Greg Mathis on TV. He’s great, IMHO, and dispenses appropriate verdicts 99.99% of the time.

But he just said "vigi-anti-ism, as instead, of I don’t know what. Vigalantism? Vigialantism? What is the word?

Guess this belongs in GQ, but after it’s answered, let’s delve into Greg’s upcoming.

He really is a helluva guy, and I really enjoy watching him. It’s great to see someone pull themselves up by the bootstrings, and overcome their hard life. Kudos to him, and anyone else who can achieve this status against the odds.

Anyway, back to the subject. Vigi-what?

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How about some context? Was he talking about huge vaginas (va-giantism)? Or some kind of outlaw justice (vigilantism)?

3

Well, I had ants in my trash can and I went and stole the ant trap from the ladies room and put it on their trail. They’re all dead now, I presume.

I should have called Op Services, but I just took them out myself.

There you go. Vigiantism.