Aha! A Rise! A Genuine rise from the land of Warm Beer!
This, gentlemen (I use the word advisedly), is a public* board, and as you’ve chosen to toss your orb in public, so to speak, I feel that as a by-God American, that I simply must have an opinion, and you, as by-God Furriners, must listen to it!
I most certainly do know what &#*% ants are! I even had ants in my yard when I was a schoolboy. Mind you, not *every* American has to kick-over &#% anthills, or stir them with a stick, or place firecrackers in them. It’s our right as the most perfect example of nationhood to not have, or play with, &#*% ants, if we don't want to. Now we've got insects over here that are superior to &#% Ants in terms of annoyance and property damage, and we call those Fireants and Carpenter ants. None of this warm-beer English Ant stuff, nor any of this beef-herding Argentinian Ant business! No, those are &#$*% ants over here, and rightly so! 'Cause we said so, and can’t be arsed to line-up with the rest of the world. We’re Americans, and so must be different, and therefore, superior!
Now, on the subject of English &#*% ants, well, I can't understand why so many Brit's get into head-busting riots over the various nests and colonies... Why can't you just get drunk at the game and then kill innocents on over-crowded highways with over-powered cars like we do? I mean, that's *so* much more effective than plebian brawling in the street. sure, if you whack a guy wearing a Manchester Limited United Piss &#% Ants jersey over the head with a bottle, it feels good, but it really isn’t the modern way. Hell, you might not even hospitalize him! The proper way is to road-trip to Manchester, get properly pissed at the game, then climb into your Ultra-large Awkwardly-designed Gas-guzzling Furd Intimidator SUV, then drunkenly plow into a whole gaggle of Manchester Limited United Piss &#$% Ants supporters as they stagger their drunken way across the street. This ought to net three or four fatalities, minimum, and if you loose control properly, might even result in significant damage to nearby real property!
Speaking of the Manchester Limited United Piss &#*% Ants , why can't you brits be more considerate and name your clubs something intelligible to Americans? We don't like having to think too much, and your &#*% Ant club names alway make me scratch my head. It’s not very nice, and besides, I’m begining to go bald on one side now.
Have not seen a &#*% Anthill in at least two decades, I can say with absolute certainty and correctness, that at least, when it comes to English &#% Ants and Argentinian &#*% Ants, the English &#% Ants will win, because at least the British speak a language that I think I understand.