“Physically I’m a large guy who can take a remarkable amount of punishment and my limited fighting skills have alway been sufficient to put a serious hurting on any adversaries who insist on attacking me. Generally, sober people don’t even risk violence with someone my size.”
Yeah right… maybe if you fell on them.
“I’d rather get a proven champion to call on. Anyone willing to be my enforcer? I promise I won’t call on you to enforce my ideas unless you agree with them. I just want you to demolish anyone who disrespects me without giving me any reason for their disrespect. If you’re a frequent user of the rolling eyes smiley, you need not apply.”
Maybe I should call your momma sissy boy…
If you want to play with the big dogs you have to run with the big dogs. We don’t tell jokes here and we don’t play no sissy games. Ask Lynn…
If you are going to flame someone’s ass to a crisp make sure you cite references and post links. There’s nothing worse than going off on someone without a little evidence.
Someone must have pissed you off, you even said so.
You can practice on me if you want and maybe some of the other denizens might assist in your training.
If you faint easily or are easily offended you had better go back and hide behind your momma’s apron you nancy boy. Don’t whine.
Hmmm… Now what? I think the problem here is that while I may be able to do my fighting for myself, I don’t enjoy it. Thus, this is the first time I’ve even clicked on the link to the pit.
Most recently I was pissed off by Phobos, who pissed me off by disrespecting me and then leaving without giving any backup to the disrespect and then not responding to my demand for debate.
Most your critcism of me here is, of course, feigned (or Feynned) so it has little effect on me. Other than criticizing my desire to not have to do this at all, you haven’t criticized much that I could debate. Meanwhile I know so little about you that I don’t know what to criticize.
It’s not that I don’t have language and research skills. It’s that I dislike conflict.
And yes, I have fallen on people a few times. It tends to hold them down and keep them passive while the cops come. As a bartender who works at a pretty rough bar with no bouncers, I have to do that every coupla weeks.
I’ll visit back to see if you’re going to actually teach me something or just rant random insults with no bearing.
I’ve been thinking. I think that ordinarily the times when I jump into a fight only occur when I’m defending someone ELSE. Maybe you need to attack some completely helpless person to motivate me. Attacks on me generally have little effect, physically or emotionally I can take the blow. Normally when I come across someone who bothers me I just avoid them or kick them out of the bar. I can’t ban a-holes from my threads, so I need another recourse.
Since you’re not coming to my aid after that vicious attack by MysterEcks the Chief Crybaby, I will taunt you, and then I will taunt you a second time.
Restrain yourself my pupil,
Do not let the struggles of lesser mortals concern you .
They will perhaps learn and achieve the balance and peace you posess within your heart.
In the meantime all you can do is teach and lead, some will follow, it is as much as a man can be worth.
This is more funny than insulting. Is that the way you do it?
The problem is, until I actually do something seriously offensive, which I have no plans on doing, you have nothing to base you insults on. I wrote ‘a-hole’ because that’s what I would have said out loud. When stressed properly, ‘a-hole’ sounds more insulting that ‘asshole’. Actually, IRL I have been trying to cut back on saying ‘fuck’ because I am spending more time around my young nieces and nephews and I know my brother would prefer I didn’t use thoat kinda word around them.
But, I guess writing is more conscious so I can let loose.
So, fuck the Pit. I don’t like it. I don’t have any desire to read any of these threads. You can safely talk behind my back in here. I won’t be back.
Orb - Sure… turn your back on us and walk away after so many have tried to give you welcome and offer the type of hospitality that the Pit offers.
We’re really not all that bad, some of us are just downright evil.
Being that Orb hasn’t got the balls to step up to the plate I will be forced to come to the defense of the fair maiden known as PrincessFairyKitty despite her affinity for those pimply, no talent, momma’s boys that call themselves musicians.
